Offshore

Joey Barton was / is always a twat. Same as Ricky Gervais.

Magnificent

thanks Matty, always a pleasure to read, especially after handing them their arse on a plate

Don't know if I'm late to the party, but been watching Cuckoo on Netflix. Greg Davies, Helen Baxendale, bit bonkers but some real laugh out loud moments. Also White Lotus, glad we stuck with it & the second series is much better than the first, & that little Italian minx is some hottie

a little bit lucien freud

that 'paper's' not fit for wiping my arse on

until tomorrow morning. The fella doesn't help himself does he? He's got god on his side though........

Fckn love it!! COYWM!!!!

Michael Cain Tommy Lee Faye Dunaway

What a great question.

Unfortunately with a wedding anniversary, birthday and some horses that need running, (thank fuck after the last fortnight); this southern based wanderer will have to swerve it.

As thick as fuckin' mince

Kind of.

He would be shite

I would not want that useless fucker within 200 miles of our club. Give your fckn heads a shake and think of someone who would improve our club and not make it take two steps backwards.