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Offshore

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  1. Port Vale had a go once.........Around 81/82 ish? Rather curiously aided and abetted by a couple of GMP's Finest. It wasn't the finest hour for either of them. However, around 45 mins later, a PV fan came back into the paddock, supping a beer and said' bet you thought you'd got rid of us'! It was fair fucks all around, and after the game, the geezer and a couple of his chums spent a rather polite hour playing pool in the White Lion.
  2. If it goes past the sixth, I think you may be right sir.............
  3. Khan has never ducked anybody. Moving up to fight Canelo!? WTF? Hats off to Amir. Also, he'd beat that Yorkshire gobshite with a hand tied behind his back. And further to this rant............ Hearn is a cunt.
  4. shitty, shitty , fucketty, shit. Sums up the last 8 years. Been down before, be back again! COYFWM!!
  5. A right cunt; but our cunt. As said, without him we wouldn't be writing this. We'd be wondering who Chorley are playing come saturday..................Thanks Ken. Now seeya.................
  6. If Barness had allowed the ball to just run out of play instead of heading it out for a fucking corner, we'd have beaten Man Ure. Fact!
  7. Grahame Sharp. Come to think of it; any Evertonian............................................
  8. 'Little Scotty' Parker. David James. I remember taking my then 6 yr old to Pompey for his very first game and being right behind the goals. My nipper was (sadly) done up in full Pompey kit. DJ the then England number one, walked toward the goals. My lad was so exited he nearly wet himself. I gestured my programme and pen towards DJ and said, 'David, would you mind signing this for my lad, it's his first game'? 'Sorry mate, I'm warming up', came the reply. 'But you haven't even got your gloves on!'..... 'I said I'm warming up!'. My lad has never been to a game since and can't be arsed with football. So thanks David 'stuck up your own arse' James, for fostering the supporters of tomorrow. You fuckin' bankrupt and shite artist..................And you were at Villa on that day............cnut
  9. Pepe Reina. Shovel handed scouse spanish bald fucker..................... Irrational because after years of hatred, I saw a piece on him o'nt telly box & he came across as quite a nice guy. Fit missus also.
  10. Always nice to tip a winner. Hope you had a couple of quid on it Traf
  11. Offshore

    Take Over

    where the fuck is Gloria Gaynor when you need her?
  12. Looking at Blue Flight in the 14.45 at Kelso.
  13. Trainers are running a boycott of ARC meetings until they up the prize money. Tight fuckers (ARC); are blaming reduced revenue from FOB Machines for reduced prizes. Trainers are making some races go ahead by declaring only one runner at some ARC meetings, enabling a 'walkover'. The share of the sole runners winnings being donated to the injured jockey's fund.
  14. Offshore

    Take Over

    It won't be buttered hot dog rolls for sure...................
  15. Losers on Netflix. A great alternative series of sports documentaries. The first one on (fleeting & reluctant), heavyweight champion Michael Bentt is redemptive, heartbreaking and heartwarmng in equal measure. The second doc on Torquay Utd's fight against relegation from the football league in '87 brought back many memories. Lower league football at its farcical finest. Who needs winners!??
  16. I remember Al through the 70's & early mid 80's. I used to be an MNR. Sad news. RIP Fella
  17. It was the 400. Bolton-Bury-Heywood-Rochdale-Oldham.
  18. Just watched the Netflix doc 'Sunderland 'Till I Die'. Change the kit, change the title to 'Wanderers 'Till I Die'................You wouldn't see the difference. (Except they're a fahookin' mahoosive club like........................)
  19. That's just me money.......................
  20. It would make a good chant for the cameras & sky on Mon. To the tune of 'here we go, here we go'.....Etc Ken wrong 'un Ken wrong 'un Ken wrong 'un..............Etc But add on the end ...and Andrews can fuck right off! Bet the mikes would be muted in no time.....................
  21. Hi all; been a long time voyeur on the site and a few things I've seen have made me pants twitch. But as a Wanderer for over 50 years; reading a lot of the stuff on this thread and in the general press has prompted me to sign up and comment. For all you Ken haters, you won't like it. I suggest you tighten sphincters and bite hard on your leather tethers. For all his sweaty Ken persona, his dodgy dealings, his half truths, his late submission of accounts and general misgivings, without him there would be no Bolton Wanderers. He maybe a shyster, but he's our shyster. The man who saved our club when no other fkcer would come close to us. He is our Ken wrong 'un and we should be behind him and the players next monday when we play WBA. And if, against all odds, we do survive in this division, he'll be lauded as just a naughty boy and the best fkcn businessman in football. (Or not. We wait to see). He's our Ken Wrong Un, so lets get behind him and the club. Oh and that Keith Andrews can fuck right off.
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