bolty58

Aye i know !!! i was out in the fucker all day ,the first blizzard hit at 1:30pm while i was 30 foot up the scaffolding .and it did not stop till 6'ish ,i'll tell thee i was blue when i DID GET HOME . 2AND HALF HOURS TO DRIVE 9 BASTARD MILES . roll on summer Get thi sen to Hammy Hill my friend. Almost permanent summer. Is that an invite! :D/ Certainly is Sue. His sister lives there.

Brilliant, along with Get Carter. Michael Caine is a legend.

Aye i know !!! i was out in the fucker all day ,the first blizzard hit at 1:30pm while i was 30 foot up the scaffolding .and it did not stop till 6'ish ,i'll tell thee i was blue when i DID GET HOME . 2AND HALF HOURS TO DRIVE 9 BASTARD MILES . roll on summer Get thi sen to Hammy Hill my friend. Almost permanent summer.

Shiyte. That warbling tw@t. You need some soul, not that hippy dross.

Great man. Knew my missus and various relatives from B.Ae and helped my son (then to run on if front of the team as a mascot at a 3rd round FA Cup tie v Reading in 1992. Good enough to send me the video including a pre match interview with my lad which is one of our most treasured possessions. One of the greatest Wanderers fans of all time and very sadly missed.

Hang gliding in hurricanes?

Would you batter it first? Ooooh, you have a cruel streak.

Bore the fcuker to death by forcing it to joust in cyberspace with the likes of WHUJOHN11.

My mind wandered (see what I did there?) at "now who wants some hand......"

Into t'chip fat at t'chippy.

Boltons the name superwhite fame Here We Go Again :PPa .....and a very apt line after reading some of todays postings 'We'll give more and more, when we hear the BURNDEN roar'. :-s

Tip top! That could only be improved by the presence of a bunch of WW posters kitted out with baseball bats offering a free head banging service.

Why don't you neanderthal cnuts just crawl back under whatever stone in Essex you crawled from under? You are mentally deficient; limited in vocabulary and contribute fcuk all to this site except petty jibes regarding crowd size. No doubt this obsession with size is the result of a personal problem. Run along now sonny and see if you can get one of your Essex slappers to give you your first shag.

When I saw this thread, I thought it was about the pub at which I had my wedding reception. Had to have some sort of BWFC connection, much to the wifes displeasure!

At the risk of being SEB-ed (this may have been done before my time on here), we've all heard about people having guts or balls but what's the difference? In an effort to clear up any confusion, the definition for each is below. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out on the lash with the lads; being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning luv or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out 'with the lads', smelling of perfume and beer; lipstick on your collar, slapping the missus on the arse and having the balls to say "You're next..."

well done to you ! i hope you enjoyed it He did apparently, he said he was thinking of you. he was thinking of her so it would last longer he thought he only did really fat birds? Fart and give us a clue jobs?

Get a flux capacitor?

Bloody good question that (it might explain the missing eye!). Another trick he likes to do is diving head first into stainless steel urinals. Met be a Wigginer?

The voting from the Australian (based) Judging Panel:- Nolan- douze points. Gardiner - dix points. Jaaskelainen - huit points. Diouf -six points. Tommy Banks - tout les autres points. This completes the voting from the Australian based You'venovision panel

So all that mi grandad told me about selling Pigs Trotters at Burnden Park was BS (like he had me convinced that he had to kill a German and bring back his helmet every morning before the Army would give him any breakfast)? Sheeesh. Another illusion shattered. Gutted.

Agreed. RL and Aussie Rules are the toughest. Funny you mention Aussie Rules. Parents are having their kids play football down here now because of the number of paraplegics being produced by Aussie Rules. In response the AFL keep tinkering with the rules every year and it's becoming too sanitised. I have seen some blindin all in brawls etc. but you can hardly even tackle a bloke these days and it's a free kick. The thing I have most problem with is how fukn precious the referees are. If you back in to one or bump one by accident - no escape from suspension Might as well give one a good tw@ttin' if you're going to be suspended anyway. One thing I will say about RL and RU. The respect for the referees decision (that little coont George Gregan excepted), no backchat etc. Excellent that.

Tell yer what mate. I get around WA a lot with the job and there are characters even more unbelievable than Crocodile Dundee. In Port Hedland (avoid like the plague!) there's a local one eyed character who walks round in shorts and 'flip-flops' with a Galah (pink and grey parrot) on his shoulder and howls at the fookin moon every night after a few sherberts. Not just talking about 10 minutes. He keeps howling for about 3 hours. Should be fukn locked up.

Now don't take the pi*s just cos my missus is a Dental Nurse. Now you know which uniform I get to starch every now and again! I reckon the clue to the get up Northys missus has is just under his name. Buxom nurse that looks like to me.

1) No 2) Yes 3) Bradley wotsisname 4) No

Agree to disagree then. Will RL ever expand? Don't think so.