bolty58

Suffering with the flu so not thinking straight. Can always rely on Bogsy to snap me back into reality. No Balls the voice of reason - that long hair business is fooking diabolical innit? Frank, Crawley and Smiley - on the ropes my arse. Come on then - who wants some? I'll infect the lot of yer

...........and are testosterone deficient. No doubting the masculinity of a man who rides feminine curves :p

If YW moved into Lancashire, I'm fooking sure he wouldn't be quite so depressed. Turn away from the dark side, young Y Walker............................

Easy. Curbs.

1-0 BWFC. Bloodbath (hopefully).

Bit of a loaded question that in these modern times. Probably have to answer with a question. How many bikes do you know of with a monocoque construction or made from a piece of scaffolding tube with bits bolted on to it? Generally, scooters use the complete engine as the swinging arm whereas bikes have the engine supported in the frame with power transmitted to the rear wheel via a chain or shaft. Bikes generally have an independent swing arm. More importantly and ignoring twist n go plastic things, one has classic Italian styling; will keep your top threads in perfect nick whilst riding and is generally ridden by people of intellect and style. The other is for tickets happy to wear ugly leather and kevlar .

Good luck Maggie. Stay safe.

Be a boring old world if we all agreed on everything. Me lad went through a Metallica phase when he was a lot younger. Nowt but Drum N Bass now. Makes good dosh DJing places like 138 but, fook me, a lot of it is monotonous! Yes, I was winding Crawley up a bit. Some of their ballady stuff is alreet I suppose......and nothing else matters.

Reet then. Out of interest, what breed of mutt?

Not responsible for the flyer me owd cocker. If I was, the deliberate mistake of the word 'the' between 'In' and 'Crowd' would not have occurred. You may, however, be on to something. I believe we do have a few seven day bike riders in our club and they don't celebrate Christmas (the miserable c'unts). There will be no Metallica type tripe played at this event.

Ere, who let this fackin' rocker in ere then?

Our local Casa Lambretta concessionaire recently went and did this one. Not exactly a member of our club but make his living from us and wanted to fly the clubs banner. I noitice the owd, spawny bastud got an Italian stunner to perfume his saddle on that last one.

No. We should go at them - unsettle them, get right in their fcuking faces. 10 Kevin Davies type performances. They'd be in bed with the light on that night; crying for their mums. The best form of defence is attack.

Not for the first time then, we disagree. Just played 'Johnny Too Bad' by The Slickers to check that I am right. I am

You are not telling me he wears them kinky nurses outfits?

Funnily enough, caused a bit of a twinge here too. Looks extra mucky that one. Big breasted brunettes with a bit of a tan get me every time.

Typical leftie. You're only calling it on cos you know I've know chance of getting there in time Please note that the odd joke I have put on here has never been written by me. Hard to believe, I know.

Extreme left for me (for shagging). Must be a mental thing. Fcuk the extreme left.

If you must alter posts, at least make it remotely humourous old bean. Thank you.

Bigguns.

Never have galloped around the outback matey :p Never understood that headbanging, leather clad drivel. Give me the soulful sounds of Sam & Dave, Jackie Wilson and Edwin Starr or the skanking beat of The Slickers, Harry J and the Allstars and Prince Buster. You can keep your heavy metal dross mate. Music for tickets.

Paddy and his missus in bed. Next door neighbours dog in it's back garden, barking all neet. Gets to 3am in the morning and Paddy leaps out of bed and says "Right, I've had enough of this!" Storms down the stairs and out of the back door. Barking continues non stop until Paddy returns to his bed and says "Right, that sorted that out!". Barking continues. Missus says "Paddy, what exactly did you do to put it right" Paddy "I put the dog in our back garden. Let's see how them fookers like it!"