bolty58

Too much of a struggle not to sing the real words.

Do you really believe there is anything on this subject that you can say that I haven't heard before? Keep em coming sonny. I'll take more notice of the ever rising values of Lambrettas and Vespas and the evidence of rallies numbering 7-10,000 on the Isle Of Wight than I will of the 'popcorn machine', 'hairdryer' etc. taunts. I suppose you'll be one of them Power Ranger types with a Kawasaki Ninja or similar; happy to be seen in public dressed like a cross between a sewer cleaner and a Klingon?

Looking at them bags under his eyes he should do it more often. By the way, it's 'roll'...............................

So do inmates at Rampton.

It's a good job your opinion is viewed as worthless on here then eh?

Might be an idea. Them commie coffee mornings rarely have owt as classy as coasters.

Like your opinion would register on my personal

One with anything other than steam valves would look out of place in a Trabant, tovarich.

In thought iz pairunts might have been fick and cudnt spell Javelin.

I know but bikers ain't usually choosy......................

What kind of fooking name is Javlon?

Clique, clich'e, click, ker-lick - doesn't matter. All the loons on here are going ape sh1t at the same time. The biggest of the lot (YW); Diddley and Rofl. All wanting to argue the point. Changing of the seasons innit. Sends a lot of them zoon types squiffy (well, more ga ga than usual).

How many did you get to fook?

A cleaner what?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...set/7632053.stm

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.They continue on towards Buckingham Palace , waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their noses, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.' Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.'

All the more reason to use it then. Just fert th'owd uns? Nay lad. It is good that places like this help sustain such gems.

Unusual? It would have to be earth shattering! Tha can't make a silk purse from a sows ear.

Correct. Utter drivel. Comforting to know that Diddlydicks sensible spell was only a temporary blip though.

What a pair of games they were! After the replay the scousers were run up Manny Road after they started petty thieving (scarves and sh1t like that) and it kicked off at Trinity St. They lost twice that night.

Can't imagine there being any shortages of white emulsion.

...to get me to go watching this on a regular basis. Not too sure meself. What dust reckon?

All the best Billy.

There are a lot of folk in America and Australia who would disagree with that. Real football is the overwhelming choice of parents for their kids in those countries due to the amount of paraplegics produced by their own local brands of football.