stoxy21

So what exactly happened to Mr Hammond???? Is it looking a bit dull for him or what????

Does it ever do anything else other than fooking moan???? Bet natasha would be happy if we got Roy Mcfarland back!!!!!........

Who would you all suggest betting with online???? I want to open an online account but im not sure who with???? All suggestions welcome..........

Im 12 actually, just got home from school!!!!! :p

I saw something on the telly once that said theyre well poisonous but cant use it as they havent got any teeth or claws or anything that can pierce or scratch the skin!! I cant understand why whenever they come near me they always have a try at flying into my face???? Loads of them at work again today (i dont mean at work with me!!) all hiding in the grass.......piss me right off!!!

Whats another word for gullable????

amazing..........where do you get them from pal???? ::::::::::::::

Ive got to admit i was expecting natasha to look a little less....boneable??? Am i a not-right for saying i would???? I was expecting her to look like................................

Just pissed on my computer chair!!!>.......

If shes on the site and looks at this topic id like to ask her one question?.........Would you ever consider putting two cocks in your mouth love??!!!........ ::::::::::::::

So there it is then....looks like a proper moaner aswell!!!! Doesnt really look the type to be associated with anything football related???? Even though i probably would!!!!!?????....................

yeah, the most poisonous creatures on the planet but created without teeth or anything to peirce the skin thank god!!!!......

Im a relatively new member and im quite intrigued as to what this moaning female looks like????? Anyone got any pics of her so i can put a face to the name and the moans????!!!.....

Why change a name that everyone knows??? Could it really happen??!!!!....

Total madness, doesnt seem like 5 years ago does it??!! I was sat on a lawnmower mowing a lovely area in kearsley called mossfield rd listening to my radio when i heard it on tower.....gave me goosebumps on the spot!!!

I know what youre saying pal.....i had loads of them attack me today at work, little shits!!! Dont worry about it though mate, the bastards only live for about a day!!!!!! HAHAHA!!! :::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::

Abso-fooking-lutely!!! Dont know what it is about her but i wouldnt mind participating in bedroom gymnastics with that girl!!!!......

Some absolute crackers there, women eh??!! Ive got one which i find quite funny every year when the day comes....on the 1st april a couple of years ago i rang my missus and told her id been sacked and would have to find another job somewhere, at that time we were in a bit of trouble financially, so obviously she went mad started crying and then hung up. Anyway i rang her back and shouted APRIL FOOL down the phone, she replied by saying ''eh what do you mean, i thought april fools day was in august!!!!!! She still goes mad!!

41% for me, thought i would be more than that eh Carlos!!!...because of my outburst of chav speak the other day!

Err, would that be Sir Geoff Hurst whilst playing for Essex?....

What is a frottager???

The creator of the Crazy Frog Robbie Savage Sven Goran Eriksson!!!

Cheers.....

I know it doesnt make it alright...i was just saying!!

I havent really been a member on here for long so i didnt realise there were any chav-tastic rules!!! No problems anyway, lesson learned....strike 1!!