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Have we got any codes for i know the score?

Im on my way up lads, must be a morris green thing eh! I got 75 points this weekend, only 30 or so from top!!!!

Just heard on one of the live stream websites that Paul Gascoigne has been found dead? Can anyone add an insight into this story? Its probably a load of bollocks though eh!

Im a gardener by trade. What exactly is it you are afte being done???

One of your nine wives??? Or your mother/sister/aunty/cousin/daughter?

No way, i was discussing this bloke with a work colleague not so long ago! A few lads from wigan and leigh college mentioned his name during a lecture but i didnt really take much notice to be honest, all i heard was this big black bloke who used to go round asking young lads to tense their muscles, then he'd feel them and say stuff like 'do you go to the gym' and 'you should join my gym, would you like my number'....shit like that. I didnt really believe much of it but quite a few of them mentioned him so i thought he just operated around wigan, leigh and surrounding areas, that was in 2000...... Not very long after that i was walking across Morrisons car park in town towards the train station when this big black bloke come from nowhere and started asking me questions about the gym and stuff, i absolutely shat myself, he asked me if i wanted a free gym pass and if i did id have to come with him to his gym which was just down the road, i said no thanks and fooking ran as quick as i could! Ive never heard his name mentioned since then, reading this topic and the posts sent a shiver down my spine, he nearly made me piss my pants i was that scared at the time!!

I went paintballing a couple of sundays ago up in wigan. When the blokes who run it were going through the rules and laws he clearly stated that no-one must use the butt of the gun as a weapon, so it must of happened up there aswell! Not surprised really, imagine all the testosterone flying around when 30 males are running round shooting the fook out of each other!!!!

Great call my friend, there are 2 varieties in the cash 'n' carry, a hot one and a milder one called Cheeky chilli that still has a bit of a kick to it, can definitely recommend it!!!!

Does this Gem Gem have anything to do with Kearsley Cricket Club???

I used to play for Darcy Lever and its a great way to pass the weekend, now since the missus has had the kids i just watch, but this season i will be a devoted Kearsley follower, all being well they should have a decent side this year. Some great times to be had on and off the field! Good luck lads!

I dont think it was due to that fire cos Cambell Street is quite a distance away from the plodder lane/bradford road junction, never know it might of been due to that incident. There were loads of police vehicles present though and also an ambulance, oh yes and a forensic tent was up at the side of the hair dressers, think its called a touch of class or summat like that?

Me and the missus were in a taxi on our way home from Stoneclough last night and the driver took us through Beverly Hills (farnworth) then up plodder lane but he had to take a right onto the flower estate before he got to the bradford road turn because there were shat loads of police tape everywhere and loads of police cars and vans, looked like summat serious had gone down? Anyone know anything????

Thanks for the post, i'll remember to let you know if im writing something thats meant as a joke next time i write on here, cheers

Ok thanks alot people, i think cos theyre quite new out the controllers are still really expensive, i'll either have to get in touch with the local smack-head or wait for a good bargain at argos or somewhere like that? Thanks again for your suggestions anyway.......

I recently bough a wii package from argos which included the console, all the leads and sensor bar, wii sports and 1 contoller and nunchuk. I could do with another controller and nunchuk as its not much fun having to play 1 player games all the time, but ive looked at prices for controllers and the going rate seems to be ?29.99 for the remote and ?15 for the nunchuk, which is a little bit pricey imo! So my question is, does anyone know of anywhere that sells the controllers for less than that? You might say im a cheap skate but we all want things for cheaper! Any info is greatly appreciated. Thanks

I will definitely recommend Dave T, he's a sound bloke and a top tattooist. When i was sat in his chair having my last tattoo done someone from the somalian community came in his shop and asked him if he wanted 2 tickets to the bolton v brum match cos the somalian community get 20 tickets allocated on every home game apparently! I took 2 off the bloke and Dave took another 4 off him, every one of them said complimentary! It just shows how desperate its getting to fill the bok now!

Ive got my kids names in olde english on both my forearms (very original i know) i was going to get them done in chinese or japanese kanji but decided against it as you never know what you are getting unless you proper research it or know someone of oriental tendancies. My missus told me a story about one of her mates from school who went on holiday to turkey and decided to get a tattoo whilst out there saying 'Angel' across her shoulders, when the bloke doing the job had finished and got the mirror out for her she was absolutely devastated...........it said Angle! Serves her right imo! My advice is, make sure you are 100% certain you want one before going out and getting it done. Fook me i sound like an agony uncle!!!!

Got to be Adidas LA's for me, absolute quality!

Bald is beautiful, except when it goes when you are 17-18 years old and getting ripped to bits on every occasion to the pub with mates! I dont mind it anymore, im learning to live with it. Was paying a fiver on every trip to the barbers, now i do it myself, no hair but more money!

Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found head butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer... Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor Makes me laugh every time!

If LSL went id like to see Paul Jewell take over?? Did ok with Wigan but had the funds to do so. They cant appoint Dowie, that would be a backwards step imo!

Tried watching it on that sopcast thing Barry Chuckle stuck on here, i got 100% feeds but no picture or sound?? Well pissed off i missed the Elano strike!!!

Football Bagged hat-trick at school against Nicky Hunt in a cup match! Cricket Played in Lancashire yoof sides til i was 21 with the likes of James Anderson, Saj Mahmood and Paul Horton........bastards! Not jealous at all! Smashed Anderson all round Burnley CC and Saj at Astley Bridge, i think the beer and illegal fags had summat to do with my downfall!???

Campo and Speedo were rocks in midfield last season, cant understand why the wig wearer hasnt been playing more but we looked like a completely different side against spurs. Need a win against derby or it may look even grimmer than it already does with Asenal and Chelski round the corner......come on lads!

Heard a rumour Roy Mcfarland was spotted at the Bok on wednesday! I think Jewell or Dowie would do a decent job, cant do any worse than LSL is doing at the moment anyway, i predict unless the tables turn quite quickly, the little one has only got 2-3 games left, but knowing Gartside he'll keep him til the end of the season! gary neville!