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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/323/fc1x2.html if BWFC players did it we could have.... Jay Jay Reebochoka Ricky Gardners Monthly Ivan Campocraft any more?

More like meatballs and cheese - Mr. Fungshway.

who was he trying to shoot?

recruitment advert in Subway window. heard it all now.

its my ball, and I'm taking it home.

I shall tender my resignation as "boring red ginger" on this site. let me know if you accept it. thanks for the feedback. i shall now visit a lifecoach and get myself back on track. CHOW FOR NOW!

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boring red ginger

Don't think that's far short of being our best midfield for a while. Lampard and Gerrard are on fire and scoring goals. Downing and SW Phillips give us width - which we lack when Beckham and Sinclair/Bridge play out wide. Beckham is not the best wide player we have and neither is he good enough to dislodge Gerrard and Lampard - which for me means he ain't good enough to get in the starting XI. But he will be picked.

This may well be the end result. He was on a loser staying in the reserves at Anfield. We gave him a temporary option. He has taken it. He realises that he has to perform to get a contract with any club, be it in England, Scotland or the continent. Never write off Rangers. They could possibly afford him and we all know how players with "ambition" like a stint in Scottish football. End of the day, we have given him a chance. He has repaid us with some good performances and goals. He owes us nothing. We owe him nothing. But... would he look to the likes of Youri Djorkaeff, JJ Okocha, Campo, Hierro, Speed and Ngotty and think to himself - "maybe Bolton aren't that small a club". I think Youri recognised we were a small club - but by staying with us and attracting bigger names, he knew that he could help us grow.

I think the answer could lie with how many years he has left on his Anfield contract. If we offer to take him off their hands at a reduced transfer fee - will that then make his contract with them null and void? I mean, if he has 3 years to run - can he get Liverpool to pay him up and move wherever? If this is the case and he has a few years of salary in the bank, we can pay him a lot less than the ??40k he gets now. I imagine its all about who want the move to take place. Liverpool will want it stated that Diouf is looking to move. Diouf's agent will want it stated that its Liverpool wanting Diouf out of the club. If its proved Liverpool want him out - then they are going to be pissed off and will then request a larger transfer fee. (wish I'd not started this reply).

WOMEN'S REVENGE ???Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.?? "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.?? "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women.?? I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.?? The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.?? He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.?? A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.?? She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife??? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.?? So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.?? An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" ?? CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.?? " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."?? The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."?? Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."?? Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."?? So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

HA!.... took me a while.... but you can come back for a second helping!

15pts is.... 9 draws, 2 wins, 1 defeat 6 draws, 3 wins, 3 defeats 3 draws, 4 wins, 5 defeats 0 draws, 5 wins, 7 defeats 22pts 4 draws, 6 wins, 2 defeats 1 draw, 7 wins, 4 defeats 7 draws, 5 wins, 0 defeats Realistically 4 draws, 4 wins, 4 defeats = 16pts 2 draws, 5 wins, 5 defeats = 17pts 3 draws, 5 wins, 4 defeats = 18pts 1 draw, 6 wins, 5 defeats = 19pts 2 draws, 6 wins, 4 defeats = 20pts 0 draws, 7 wins, 5 defeats = 21pts you boring red ginger. thanks!

didn't he do one about - not seeing a nipple in the daily express?

the words "lead" and "balloon" spring to mind. i'll try a different approach next time.

As far as the Warbies go... is their business a PLC? If so, they have shareholders to answer to.... and I doubt few if any would allow any of the Warbies family to just drain the coffers to put into a football club - when the return will be zero. Same probably goes for Davies' company. He's probably used some of his personal fortune on the Wanderers so far. Which we ought to be thankful for. Sam stated it in that other article - to make any advancement now, we are reliant on some rich sugar daddy turning up. But would that not spoil it for us? Chelsea have literally bought their fame and fortune. Or should that be, RA has bought them their fame and fortune. I didn't see them struggling to finance a transfer window freebie. I am happy where we are now, as opposed to where we were 10-15 years ago. Massive progress has been made. Let's just stick by the board and let them ride the storm. Football is due an upturn of massive proportion soon and those with big debts and huge loans (or mortgages) will be up to their necks in shite.

did Ipswich really struggle? or where they mis-managed? i doubt that Ipswich had 76 back-room staff watching over the fitness of all their players like ours do. we are a club on the up. no point being defeatist before we have even got their. 80% of entrants in the UEFA Cup are no better than us. This "Europe" tag is a well worn excuse. 60% of the teams are from backwater leagues that would do well to finish mid-table in our "Championship". 20% are on a level footing with us. That just leaves 20% who are decent "richer" clubs that have fallen by the way-side and failed to reach the Champions League. Chances are we won't meet any of these teams until the group stage. At which point - you get 2 home games and 2 away. Its pot luck from there on. A big partizan crowd at the Reebok and we can beat anyone on our day - Arsenal & Liverpool can vouch for that. Boro and Newcastle have strolled through the first phases so far. I'd fances our chances of going quite far. But let's be real. Qualification and a few away trips is all we ask and all we expect. Winning it is not on the agenda.

bet her nipples are red raw

fresh bullet wound

kebab

beat some manc twta. apparently he was knocked down. but came back to win convincingly on points.

apparently - like you weren't sat at home watching it errr... no. But someone who was took a pic with his camera-phone and emailed me the pic.

Can I come too?

Blackburn, Leyton Orient.