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apparently the letters.... M.... O... I... S.... T... E.... R came out on todays show. funnily enough, carol had a little mini on and some nice FMB's.

ted bundy

black puddings. piccy at the bottom. roll your mouse over it. that bird ain't eating a mars bar.

Greenwood

she's sailed 30,000 miles drank 5,000 litres of water slept 795 hours BUT HOW MANY WANKS HAS SHE HAD?

Okay, it's like the Gong Show.... I'll be first on stage..... A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him...they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (scroll down for the punchline) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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but you would fancy a player who's not fit and has only played a small number of games in the last year? are you talking about Barness?!!

15pts is.... 9 draws, 2 wins, 1 defeat 6 draws, 3 wins, 3 defeats 3 draws, 4 wins, 5 defeats 0 draws, 5 wins, 7 defeats 22pts 4 draws, 6 wins, 2 defeats 1 draw, 7 wins, 4 defeats 7 draws, 5 wins, 0 defeats Realistically 4 draws, 4 wins, 4 defeats = 16pts 2 draws, 5 wins, 5 defeats = 17pts 3 draws, 5 wins, 4 defeats = 18pts 1 draw, 6 wins, 5 defeats = 19pts 2 draws, 6 wins, 4 defeats = 20pts 0 draws, 7 wins, 5 defeats = 21pts

Candela in for Barness? Okocha in for Stelios? Jaidi in for Ben Haim? Ben Haim to right back and Jaidi back in? Okocha in for Speed? Fadiga in for Stelios? There's a lot of permutations. I think all could strengthen the current line-up. Time to rest Gary Speed perhaps?

Zoz did you go shopping beforehand and get some.... hot dogs Popcorn diet coke burgers buns with sesame seeds on toffee apples mayonnaise and some decorative bunting did your missus dress up as a cheerleader? did you join in with PMC when he sang "Hey Jude"? who won by the way?

Just taken a look at last season's final standings. 60 points got you the 4th Champs League spot. 56 points got you 5th and 6th. 53 points got you 7th. (with a positive goal difference) As mentioned elsewhere, if certain teams win the League and FA cup, then 5, 6 and 7 spots in the Prem will be UEFA qualifying. We currently have 39 points with 36 points to play for. I'd like to think we could get around 22 points to take us up to 61pts. But I don't think this will overtake Everton.

And don't get me started about public transport. Got the train from Bolton to Victoria yesterday afternoon. No-one bothered to sell us a ticket, so we jibbed it there. Now then, I ain't one for avoiding paying, but will do so if they cannot be bothered making the effort. But what annoys me is all the shite that happens on the railways. The money they must lose by not making an effort to check if people have paid or not. Then last night, a train had broken down on its way into Salford. This meant that no train could leave Manchester heading for Bolton. Therefore there was a stockpile of trains waiting to leave.... plus they were having trouble moving the broken down train. We ended up catching a bus. Oh, and the delights of that journey. Just when you think your nearly home, in Walkden, the bus goes on a tour around the back streets of LH!

The door or your member?

oh, and not forgetting the obligatory "get the f??ck in there!"

I normally climb onto my seat and bend my knees up and down (to mimic jumping) followed by a gary neville salute at the away fans whilst trying to watch the re-run of the goal on the screen, whilst doing my best to balance and avoid serious injury! Feck me, that was a mouthful!

I was with the Orange one on Friday and he's arranging 3 coaches to the Pompey match so give him a bell and get yourself booked on Yeah, maybe. But I would quite like to watch the match.

Bob da Plumber is your man. And he doesn't even charge!!

spotted that one, next to Revolution?

Thought he was director or owner of Exeter City? Maybe he is going to put a bid in for Allardyce and Okocha.

Go watching the Ramones... quality film! A documentary - cum - history of them. Didn't realise that Johnny & Joey didn't speak to each other for 18 years!

...went there yesterday afternoon to watch "End Of The Century - The Ramones Story". Quite a trendy little place. Ended up watching the Citeh match over at Barracuda before returning for a quick pint in the Cornerhouse bar. What a set of pretentious twta's were "drinking" in there. All these "creatives" and "artists". Some bird walks in, quite pretty, but with these big gooba glasses on. Short skirt, black tights (nice pins)... and the whitest of white Nike's on. What the fck was all that about. If she wasn't out to get attention I don't know what! Two guys at the bar "hi, do you serve coffee" - reply "yeah" - "wow, great, thanks, I'll have 2 cups then please". You fuckin' weirdos!!!!!! The worse thing is, these are the kind of people that will end up running out country one day with positions of authority. I Wanna Be Sedated!

I think he will be the shining light in our defence. A beacon for our future success and the man to ignite our European quest.

Nothing on here, but interesting all the same. http://www.strix.com/about_history.htm