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Homophobic Asshole - The Senseless Things

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I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night - Naz Nomad & The Nightmares.

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Nightrain - Guns n Roses

If I drive up in the morning - do you reckon I will get a ticket or what? If not, Travis, make room in the players enclosure mate.

Beenie hats, bubble jackets, scarves and mittens as well! Just going through the advance orders.... there's 18 different combinations of size, style and colour! I should have done XXL in Blue - with one style to start with!!

Kind of. I will obviously have to make allowances - weight of t-shirt in carriage against petrol used getting to the match.

I think we need to take a closer look at that. Should we play Fadiga in the future and the same thing happens... look what the consequences could be. That sounds heartless - but I think Sam should be aware.

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Just been back on this forum. Apparently links were posted for the Danny Williams fight last night, and most posters on there were successful - watching it for free. A good site and possibly worth registering - it costs ??2 via Paypal to join it for twelve months.

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I didn't go, just used it as a quick summary of how shit we used to be.

That's what I always say! And just remember - 20 years ago we were losing to teams like QPR 7-1.

I was drunk when I posted this last night. Post went down well though. (lead + balloon)

Apart from that, we played okay?

Pure filth!

It was a forum like this and I didn't work out what to do until later in the evening! Though, the link for Danny Williams fight took me to watching some Chinese sports channel. Couldn't be arsed waiting up in the end. I have been told that this site really does work. All-in-all, there were some great porn links! Free webcams and all that.

Young men selling mice = Pet Shop Boys

Its early days yet. If there are requests for larger sizes, I will get this sorted. Just that I picked a high quality t-shirt in a certain style that was available in blue and white and in blokes and ladies. Sizes was the least of my worry. Now it is becoming one, due to comments about the largest size not being of use to most posters! fcuk, even I might not fit into a 42. Best bet is wait and see.

Let's give him 4 or 5 games on the bounce in the starting line-up alongside Davies. New tactics, try something different. Henrik can wait in the wings to come on when legs get tired.

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