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Anyone on here got his mobile or home number? Need to contact him urgently. Please. PS - he doesn't reply to his PMs either.

shuns

I have a copy of the Kasabian Cd. Its okay. Also recently got copies of.... Ian Brown - Solarized Interpol - Antics (apparently these guys are the next big thing) Kasabian - Kasabian Lloyd Cole - The Singles Mudhoney - Superfuzz Bigmuff & more Pixies - Wave of Mutilation Clash - London Calling 25th Anniversary edition Jesus & Mary Chain - Psychocandy The Music - Welcome to the North The Mooney Suzuki - Alive & Amplified The Thrills - Lets Bottle Bohemia Kings Of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak John Frusciante - Shadows Collide with People John Frusciante - The Will To Death John Squire - Marshalls House MC5 - Big Bang - The Best Of SLF - Song by Song (Jake Burns fave SLF songs) The Damned - Entire Discography King Kurt - Entire Discography And Shark Tale the Movie!

monster

Have NI tickets for OT been put on sale? Or has that been and gone?

Carpet? Please get in touch.

...and now the bleating about how they should be in the English Premiership begins again. Yawn!

Quality. Anyone else spot Stelios in the crowd supporting Olympiacos (note the spelling - apparently we've been getting it wrong for years). Got to say, Gerrard's goal had me out of my armchair. Well done. Hope they manage to knock the scum out in a later round.

Got a mate who learned Russian at Bolton School. He's getting married to a bird from there next year. Used his 2nd language well. What went wrong with you then Swanny?

Season Traveller - I thought you said the time you had that gay-gang-bang-pile-on - which resulted in your ass being torn to a diameter of 9 inches was the worst injury you had suffered?

And how mad that in those days you could legally own the arsenal of weapons he had... including a Kalashnikov?

Anyone watch the documentary last night? Very well put together.

wait to Wayne Cramp posts..... he'll 'ave 'em all!

George Toms! No uniform. No rules. No law. No qualifications!

It would be good for him to be thrown on for last 5 minutes against Bolton. Then at least we may have the chance to show some appreciation, which we didn't get the chance to at the end of last season - when we didn't know he was leaving. Remember when Andy Walker ran out for Sheffield Utd at Burnden - literally 2 minutes to go - the whole ground stood and applauded him. Youri could swap shirts with Jay Jay at the end and come over to us wearing the White shirt again. Would be a good touch. Ian - get the campaign in motion.

Ho Ho - ragging Ho! Yeah, and before you say it, Van Gogh can't do the job either - he didn't hear the phone ring when I called him.

pronto! Got some work being done in the house, decorator has kind of let me down - no chance of him papering until the well into the New Year. Anyone know a good reliable decorator, who could probably start in approx 10 days? PM if you do. (PS. Already tried HenriLloyd - he's too busy).

well done. get him down to the next WWXI match as team mascot.

Just mailed this out to my shitlist on email one of the lads has come back to me - his company in London have signed up to this and have had no problems what so ever. He has registered at home and its all been above board and legit. he needs to phone overseas a bit, and pays roughly 2p - which is very cheap apparently. 14p to mobiles per minute. 1p to landlines (and then call can last as long as you want for free).

25 yard volley against Holy??Infants back in '83. We lost 4-1 in a shock result.

http://www.alcoholic-rats.com/000_new_king...front_page.html Just been on here to read up what they are up to these days.

TOMMY COOPER - COMIC GENIUS 1. Two blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least one??of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. ???? The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks??are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him??in. 7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". 8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle! 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.????Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. ?????????? Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "It's not unusual." 13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have??look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,then??checks??his??teeth.???? Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "No, because he's really heavy" 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." ??"How's that?" "Don't you start." 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me, "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it." 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu??? But I think its Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat boy!" 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm inseveral places." The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore" 23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Looks good - but my money always stays in my pocket. check out..... www.punktorrents.com (I get all my stuff from here these days - just downloading King Kurt's Big Cock - and Ooh Wallah Wallah!)

Ian has for me, why? (desperation)

well I may be on my own then, but I don't recall being on the edge of my seat riveted to an all-time classic at the Reebok last Saturday. Just my opinion. (and I didn't boo for the record).