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PCs are shite! Trying to sort my daughters out. What a load of old nuts & bolts. Give me my Mac any day of the week. PC = Torquay United Mac = Barcelona

Dsmiley what dates are you going on and have you got accomodation and transport sorted??? You mean so you can cancel them as a joke? Flying out from Manc on 11th Jan. Arrive 12th in Joburg. Staying in Sandton. Test match starts 13th-17th. On 18th fly to Kruger. 2 nights safari. Fly back on 20th. Get home on 21st. All accommodation and transport is sorted. But I could add your name to the trip if you wanted. Coming in at around ??1450 each. Still not got my match tickets yet. They're ??18 for all five days.

Nope. Top chooons at the moment.... one you should check out..... Alive & Amplified by The Mooney Suzuki. Quality LP.

Petta = John Salako Last chance saloon!

No. Spoke with the "badge man" in the DeVere Whites the other day. "All the teams, all the badges" was his cry. BWFC put a stop to it. Police enforced it. Nicked all his stock one day. I got away with selling White Love - some kind of journals and publications act meant it could be sold on public highways. Might see if I can flog the t-shirts, probably get moved on though. Will position myself at the bottom of the steps from the bandstand - near club shop.

Anyone wanting a last minute Xmas prezzie - TWTA t-shirts are on sale at X-Records NOW and over the Festive Period. I may bring a few to sell on Boxing Day. If not, will try to flog a few outside ground against Blackburn.

Just bobbed in to start writing some company Xmas cards! Spent yesterday in London. Absolutely cream crackered. Not thinking straight. Need to fire out a load of Well Wishes emails to clients, suppliers. Got to do some banking. Post out some t-shirts, etc. Invoice has just arrived for my Joburg trip. fcuk!

Steven Hawkins on the Comedy Awards! Talked about killing the moment!

I always thought it was Rosemary the telephone operator. Darn.

err... the real information.... Irwell & Mersey Packet Company Boats leave from outside Granada Studios Tour at Castlefield to sail along the River Irwell, the River Weaver or Salford Quays. Tel: 0161-776 1657. Offer dinners, lunches, bar, etc. A bit more adventurous.

Why not be different and rent a canal boat. Sail about a bit getting leathered, then you can go to the conference when you moor up. try... www.upshitcreekwithoutapaddle.com/hellosailor.htm

Travel club is making a come back.

I believe The Minister of Musical Education is residing at Forest Bank, Agecroft, Swinton. Rumour has it, he's been playing a few tunes on some large organ! Just rumour mind.

Smiffs what's the word on the street about the Irish 27m bank job? Anyone you know? Rumour has it you masterminded it.

one in. one out. keep moving. A Brian Cant moment.

dryer (boom boom)

anyone know where I can get a copy of the Seahorses album from?

beaver patrol

fresh

Nothing Else Matters - Metallica

I think you will find that at most or every recent match in Spain - 100s / 1000s of undercover police have infiltrated all sections of stadiums. A huge crackdown to eradicate it in one foul swoop. That is action! About time it happened over here to prevent Utd fans standing.

Samuel E'to has just cracked in a splendid goal for Barca against Levante. Playing until midnight. What's all that about?

What time? I'll meet you if you want.

Bolton won 2-0. Alls well that ends well.

25th March 1957 Bolton at United for first floodlit game United, with it being the first game under their new floodlights and being the home team decided to play in white. But they didn't let Bolton know who turned up with their usual kit and so had to play in United's red kit.