Smiley

hairy arsehole

Stanley Casino. Sainsburys Casino. Wake the fcuk up will yers!!!!

Probably have an effect on everybody's life here on in. Terrorism, oil prices, world economy. My overall view is that SGE was wrong to drop the centre back for the last couple of World Cup qualifiers.

Anyone fancy an away fixture? Probably a Sunday? Someone come up with a date and time (best be an afternoon), and I will try to arrange.

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Yep, in some kind of twisted way, voting on here actually counts in the forthcoming election in the USA. Bush's IT experts have "got at" Happy, and each vote counts for real.

Betting = mugs game.

Tiny Asprilla

How's this for value, yesterday. Got the Kids a 14" TV/VCR combo last Xmas from Sainsburys for ??95. Video packed in on it. Phoned Bush (not George) and they told me to take it back to Sainsburys for a replacement or full refund. Got the refund. Went to Comet - ??119 for cheapest. fcuk that. Went down to Argos. Exact same model, Bush, ??89.95. Great. Typed in the number - reduced by ??10. When I paid for it, they gave me a ??5 voucher for spending over ??50. Net result - kids have a brand spanking TV/VCR that works, has a further 12 months guarantee and I saved ??20 in the bargain. Only another ??70 to find and I can pay the Council Tax this month.

Watched the GB vs Aus game on Sky. Gutted. You just knew it was coming. Remember last year watching all 3 games and seeing the game lost in the last few moments. Got to say though, makes good viewing though. Wouldn't wanna watch a 40-0 match, I'd be channel hopping by then.

The Gopher

Your back garden?

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good lp.

movie

Southport have challenged us - home or away. Any takers? (apart from Tyler).

fcuk me, first thing I've watched all week, and I missed first 20 mins cos I was in the bath. I'll get me coat.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Kennedy." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln." Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker.... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

On ITV. Couple from Leeds - what boring knobheads! It hurts to say that the Mancs were a far better laugh. Leeds woman... "my husband isn't allowed to watch Man Utd's match on Sky tonight, anyway he's a Leeds fan and doesn't like Man Utd.... but then again he doesn't watch Leeds when we are on holiday either.... but that's because I won't let him". Why does the Yorkshire pussy put up with that?

Does he want a large flag to hang from his "mobile" when he tours the streets next as well?

Jamelia - Would yer? I would do my bit for inter-racial harmony. McFadden - get over her Brian. She had big tits. But your well rid. And that snippet showing him score that goal in the Far East in a charity match - Gazzesque. Franz Ferdinand - Top stuff. Quality new song premiered. I am going to have a bit of a FF make-over I think. Spit style my hair to one side and lose 8 stone and I'll be "in with the kids".

Forget England-Argentina/Germany/Portugal and all the rest and listen to this one. It concerns a match played between Barbados and Grenada in cup competition. Barbados needed to win the game by two clear goals in order to progress to the next round. Now the trouble was caused by a daft rule in the competition which stated that in the event of a game going to penalty kicks, the winner of the penalty kicks would be awarded a 2-0 victory. With 5 minutes to go, Barbados were leading 2-1, and going out of the tournament (because they needed to win by 2 clear goals). Then, when they realized they were probably not going to score against Grenada's massed defence, they turned round, and deliberately scored on their own goal to level the scores and take the game into penalties. Grenada, themselves not being stupid, realized what was going on, and then attempted to score an own goal themselves. However, the Barbados players started defending their opponents goal to prevent this. In the last five minutes, spectators were treated to the incredible sight of both team's defending their opponents goal against attackers desperately trying to score an own goal and goalkeepers trying to throw the ball into their own net. The game went to penalties, which Barbados won and so were awarded a 2-0 victory and progressed to the next round.

pie

Top stuff there. Emailed Inde30s to tell them to introduce a bit more US punk stuff - highlighting DK songs to play.

Some folk will do owt to throw a sickie.