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eagle-eye

You probably got straw or cider in the mix.

I once left a porno mag on my bed after a quick hamshank. Then went playing out. My mum popped into my room to put my ironed/washed clothes away and spotted the offending item on the bed. When I got home I was confronted with the said item. My response.... "Mog*, I don't believe him. He must have planted it on my bed when he nipped upstairs to use the toilet". She kind of believed me.... I think. *One of my mates. His real name has been disguised to keep his anonimity.

Mr & Mrs Banks Should not call their son Robin

Pepsi

...and no telling any lies!

Blooded some good music did the Scouser. Still got me Damned and SLF Peel Sessions vinyl somewhere.

Everyone can join in with this one....

soup (as in Fergies Utd blazer covered in....)

http://www.arsenalshorts.com/rvncheat/index.shtml Check out "My Friend Mike" His Utd shirt is great!!

Following media claims about various foodstuffs flying in the tunnel after Manchester United's 2-0 win over Arsenal, BBC Sport takes a look at that post-match tunnel fracas menu in full: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Petit fours Or petty grudges if preferred ******* Starters Soups: Tomato or Pea, served on club blazer and tie ******* Is that medium or well done? Wenger blasts Riley Main courses Special Half-time Fergie Roast Campbell's Penalty Surprise Sweet Revenge (served cold) Gooners' Egg on Face Flying Slice of Pizza Wenger's Ref Riley flamb?? Hot 'n' Spicy Referee's Report ******* Side dish Heinze Beans ******* Puddings (for Man Utd fans) Selection of just desserts including: Fergie's Delight Apple stepover with Ronaldo cream Slice of Rooney's 19th birthday cake Arsenal options: Defensive crumble Instant Whipping boy (Riley flavour) Hard cheese and sour grapes ******* A selection of fine whines are also available, including a delicate Vin de Nistelrooy, the robust Keane Red Mist and sparkling Ronaldo Ros??. Or why not try a refreshing squirt (in Fergie's direction) of Lehmann's mineral water?

Aye I've got it, but Amarillo is worn out! Worn out? Is that cos you've been poking the whole in the centre of the CD?

ZK = Student pussy. Ban him Happy - not welcome!

Having been schooled in Kearsley, but lived in Bolton, I used to get off the number 8 and walk home past the back of the Embankment. There was some quality scrawl on there, but one piece always stood out in my mind... "Welcome to your deaths"

Zoz you should be more concerned with those 2 cockney cunts trying to shag our northern women. not on, not on at all.

(clough) Brian

JW was at a Sportsmans dinner on Friday neet in Bolton. Apparently he was spotted pre-speech at the bar, pissed with a hard-on. (don't shoot the messenger - just what I got told).

probably. but like the printed version... believe it when you see it.

Wouldn't it just.... only we have one every year. Missus C. part-time newcomer!!

thug. If you are going to match on Wednesday, I will have to review whether or not I bring the kids along. I remember when the Reebok used to be a safe place.

neil lennon

got to be that pussy Bellamy. then ashley cole.

munich

Any sparks post on here? Need some light switches moving, plug sockets moving, etc. Needs doing urgent, so plaster and decorator can get started. No piss-takes. PM me please.

could get it knocked up into a fancy PDF and everyone could email it around the universe / mates, etc. foot of the lyrics could be a promotion for Wanderersways - a recruitment drive for new posters.