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Anyhow, amazing what they can do with CGI these days. I almost believed it was him.

Louder than your bird last night

All over for him, won't even finish top 10 sadly. Hope he's ill and can put this right in the Vuelta.

Legitimate interest refers to a legitimate business interest, not a legitimate customer interest, although it is incumbent on the business to show it is taking due care.

Yep - basically if you can't hear Yanny, either your computer speakers, or your ears, are knackered.

Plenty of climbs left after the TT, and based on his form so far I'd be impressed if Tom finishes within 45 seconds of the winner on Saturday. Not looking to be in the same form as last year, and a much harder route.

Aiming to be first British born winner of a Grand Tour. Looking absolutely fabulous as well on both summit finishes so far. Brother is back from a broken pelvis this evening in California so hopefully on track for a crack at the Tour. Froome looks so poor (and will hopefully have faced justice by then) that it will be anyone's game this Summer.

Just saw Sky are now up to £20 PPV for the Haye Bellew wrestling. Haven't stopped laughing yet.

On paper, the best batting line up we've had since Atherton, Crawley & Fairbrother, if not before. On grass, absolute shite so far.

He was right to duck - when it was first mooted Khan was already past it and Brook looked pretty decent. Unfortunately they're both somewhat damaged goods now, but if Eddie can make people pay £17 to watch AJ beat up doormen, I'm sure he can get people to think this is a big time PPV event. No titles on the line though, and no one outside this country that bothered anymore

By intelligently ducking him for years, Amir has successfully divided the value of the fight by 5.

After last week, and with such a short season now, if we don't win this game we can basically write off the real cricket season and focus on 1 day rubbish and hopefully getting some proper players in to the England team - not that I like our chances after the ECB bravely appointed another chinless wonder from London to the selection panel.

Bit more like it today

Missed a trick here. A new zero balls format would ensure nobody would have trouble making the start time after work, and everyone would be home as early as they like - you could even up the ticket price given the extra convenience. BBC to televise as they'll now be able to fit it in without affecting vital public service home improvement game shows.

The Iranian's aren't idiots. Arabs have tried attacking Israel 5 times and they always end up getting their shit handed to them and spending the next decade moaning Israel took more territory in the process.

Underway now - thanks to these silly toss rules (designed to stop crap teams trying to win half their games by preparing puddings and winning the toss) we have been put in to bat on a pitch which has had a full day sweat through no fault of our own

We're also washed out.

Day 1 of the championship, and we can all look forward to another year of the weather beating us

Getting harder to see a way this finishes which doesn't make my Monday morning particularly bitter. Maybe next year...

Rollercoaster so far - Reed's long game pretty ordinary so far and hopefully the putting goes the same way once it gets closer to the sharp end. Rory already hit his best 2 iron shots of the tournament. Sadly also his worst drive and worst putt.

Rory shot 65 and left 3 putts right in the jaws on a day when he was driving it iffy and only hit 1 iron shot close. He's turning in to Spieth, almost unfairly good short game. If he can hit a few better iron shots there should be a similar score out there for him today and then at least he'll force the fat cheat to win it

Yep par a great score as it should be, not many managing it.

Belting start from Jordan today...

Always fun watching Lammy & Abbot out on their soapbox demanding something must be done. Give it 6 months and they'll be back out protesting about racist draconian policing.

And another one...