droywhite

What odds did you get

Think a few will be watching Leigh v Salford

Garp not being on when Munichs are playing but where is everyone Users browsing this forum: None Gone Fishing

girders

helping strongbow stay in business again

badger

master

missus

Apart from the current 20 teams in the premiership can you name the other 15 teams that have been in it? Without looking it up. Maybe a sophie moment?

I must be a dyke as i am fat bald and called Dave

.....((((RING)))). ...**Pick Up**. .."Hello?". "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?". "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank". After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank". . "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now". ....Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway". "Okay Daddy, just a minute". A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy". "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!". "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?". "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead". ***Long Pause***. ***Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? ...... .. Is this 555-7039 ?????

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I'm holding my breath for your next comment

Quavers

Ferenc

If Milan meet Chelski would Crespo be allowed to play?

boot hungarian

recalled

The singing ringing tree

no i am at work till 7

Was it runrig

Believe the queen has said she is happy about Camilla marrying Charlie, but said Camilla turned down her offer of a hen night present. A chauffer driven night out in Paris

Question time tonight Heather one leg says i live on an estate in 100 acres and the amount of foxes has not increased or decreased in the last 20 years as foxes breed to keep numbers at the same level. Obviosly an authority having lived there for 3 months a year for the last 3? years

Jack off way

another bonus point How did issi noho get his name