MickyD

Peders, you are a god!

It'd be Shearer for me too. Not because of the above but because he single handedly ensured that Jussi is STILL the only 'keeper to have been punished for holding the ball too long. After, in my opinion, he obstructed his drop kick! Shearer, you're a feckin' cheating red ginger!

Where were you? National Speed Limit is only 70mph on a dual carriageway. 60mph on a normal road. Lights? What lights? Can't you tell them it was your mum driving? or is she close to a ban too?

Bollox! I only pressed the fucker once!!!!

Where were you? National Speed Limit is only 70mph on a dual carriageway. 60mph on a normal road. Lights? What lights? Can't you tell them it was your mum driving? or is she close to a ban too?

Looks as though the rule is: Thou must not spill any claret on a footy shirt. Shearer bled a bit at Charlton and had to change his shirt. Spent most of the second half as HUGHES 18 the tight bastards had only packed 1 shirt each. I guess it was pretty much a "You won't be getting a game today, son" for the real Hughes!

'The Wanderer' you're avin a laugh. If you don't know the songs about 'moulding in the grave' or 'dying on the runway' then you should change your name to 'Junior White' or f*ckin Wet behind the ears. Try going to Blackpool on a matchday and asking around why they hate Bolton. Go in your best Wanderers shirt. They'll definately let you know. It'll be good for the essay you're writing at school too!

Driving to Bournemouth and back in a day for a night match. taking over the pub on the corner, can't remember it's name. Watching everyone else get thoroughly pissed before game, and watching a few not get in at the first attempt but seeing them again inside! Good old "I was a ball boy . . . ." score the opening goal and Suntan get the winner. Them were the days them were!

Never did like him as a ref. He was pretty shite yesterday though. Davies getting a booking for his challenge [but only after the victim got up to remonstrate with him] after about 70 minutes of of Palace being by far the most aggressive and physical team to have visited the Reebok in a while.

575 maybe?

You understate the magnitude of the good news. That isn't "a bit" of good news, it's a whole heap of good news. I'm no praying man but let's hope and pray it's a match.

Just the term MANCHESTER UNITED SUPPORTER. Surely to be a SUPPORTER you'd have to have been to OT once or twice!

Lofty at today's game?

Corona and Alpine.

I'm no mechanic but you could've saved hundreds of pounds by buying a decent radio and amplifier. Turn up the volume and VOILA! No more noise from the engine!

Spazzy Daz usually found in or around Royal Bolton Hospital. One of his imaginary friends has usually just had his baby! Ugh!!

Bazooka Joe Bubbly. You got about 12" of the stuff for tuppence!

I have a theory: The latest film showing in Eastern Europe was Grease. Hence they all dress like T-Birds.

Pisses some of the work-mates off [well' the scum ones anyway] when, during European matches I'll support any British team with one exception. Very little in life is more annoying than seeing grown men [and women] in Man. U. shirts and I know fuckin' well that I've been on the inside of OT more often than they have! MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL IT DOES!

the father is a prick Agreed. Father IS a pillock!

How about "Wanderers Ways NOT Com"

Ian - a thick cut what? Loaf? Now that's funny!

I don't know too much about the OPTA stats but, if they were pertaining to a goal-keeper and he scored highly for shots saved, would that automatically mean his defence is wank? I'd say Jussi's shots:saved ratio is low because there is usually a defender there to block.

Funny tale about the Cotton Tree: I work as a Fireman in Bolton. One November 5th, we attended a call to a dangerous bonfire outside The Cotton Tree Public House, Price St. Bolton. When we got there, we saw that they had used the GPO telegraph pole, still with cables attached, as the centre pole for the bonfire! Could only have happened there! . . . . . . . .or could it? On another November 5th, I attended a report of an explosion in the Griffin, Great Moor St. When we got there, we found out they had bought a box of Standard Fireworks, placed it on the floor and thrown a match in. We went in with breathing apperatus on and the clientelle were still sitting at the bar! Nothing to do with cannabis but, hey, Northampton White mentioned the Cotton Tree. . . .