MickyD

Which is exactly what Sir Red nosed bast*rd wanted! He's got to be joint top at kiddology alongside Wenger. Then there's Big Sam who gives the FA even more ammo to throw at Haim!

At the start of the season each Bolton fan should have a tenner e/w on us to win the FA Cup and likewise to win the Coca Cola/Carling/Milk/League thingy. Just getting to final will ensure your ticket and travel is paid for by the friendly bookie. That is if you can get hold of a ticket! =;

Yes, I remember, I think! Was it around 1976?

Apology not required. If, however, you are responding to a specific post, I'm sure the posting will remain closer to subject if you quoted at least a part of the posting to which you refer. I feel sure that, in the main, that is done by most users of this site.

Father-in-law has just called to take the kids out for the day. :D/ :D/ He asked me who was going to score Bolton's next goal. I DON'T FUKCIN' KNOW! Any ideas?

But also remember a small-in-stature winger who did back out of tackles, David Lee. Thing is, when he was on form we loved him. When he was shite, we hated him. Nothing has changed except the names! Let's face it, we, the supporters, pay their inflated wages. Most of our beloved team earn more in a week than most of us do in a year! We have the right to boo if we don't think they're earning their wages and to be honest, few of them are at the moment!

Mmm! Seen this phenomenon before with a certain Michael Ricketts! Hunt obviously thinks he's better than he is. . . . . . oh, and the way he squares up to some big lads during games he obviously thinks he's harder than he actually is too!

Talking about using humour to lessen the magnitude of a serious incident, I recall some time ago when about 14 indians or asianstanis or whatever were killed on the M6 on the way home from a wedding. During breakfast at the fire station all were in a pretty sombre mood about it until one fireman asked, "Which is the odd one out: A Cockle, A Muscle, A Perch, A Periwinkle, A van load of asianstanis on the motorway? Answer: The Perch; all the rest are crustaceans. See? Black humour treats the stress of such a horendous incident.

Strange how you berate some users of this board for callously using humour to lessen the sadness of this incident then two posts later you go for the jugular by posting:

Maybe why Campo hasn't played today. sam's keeping him injury free.

Stuff the expense, take her to The Maldives. I hear it's nice this time of year, very popular with tourists.

He's right yer know!

At the start of November I could be found studying the fixture list. Dreamily looking forward to the end of December when we would already be safe from relegation. Ours wasn't the easiest start to a season; Scum, Scousers, Gooners, Toon. . . . . .none of them easy games yet lost none! The next quarter season; Villa, Portsmouth, Norwich, Ciddy, Rowvurrs, all 'should-win' games. Result: Take no points! We've got The gooners in a couple of weeks. I shudder at the thought of playing a decent team because Rowvurrs and Ciddy were the only teams this seasion that actually looked worse than us! And still won!!! BOLLOX!

I was about to donate a few quid to the relief fund but then thought Phuket!

Ssshhhh! The quieter we are about Jussi's lack of ability, the more the Scum will pay for him. Tim howard as FUK OFF a swap + cash FUK OFF deal?

You're supposed to EAT it not shag it!

We Bolton fans consider all of them (except scum) to be relegation fodder. I think the good run at the beginning of the season: 1. Was fortunate to say the least. Without it we'd be bottom of the league. 2. Made other clubs take notice of the way we play, especially after Sourness sulked like a baby. Problem is, though, other teams seem to have altered their tactics to play against us. We have started looking pretty inept from a tactical point of view.

Yes I speak fluent Italian. It said: Nonostante sia rientrato solo questa notte dalle Maldive, colpite dal violento maremoto, Paolo Maldini si ?? allenato con i compagni nel pomeriggio a Milanello. Fermo Alessandro Nesta, tornato anche lui dalle Maldive prima del tremendo terremoto che ha sconvolto il sud-est asiatico. Very interesting. Theres always ragging one ain't there Yes, I know. Sorry! Like Fukc I'm sorry!!!

Yes I speak fluent Italian. It said: Nonostante sia rientrato solo questa notte dalle Maldive, colpite dal violento maremoto, Paolo Maldini si ?? allenato con i compagni nel pomeriggio a Milanello. Fermo Alessandro Nesta, tornato anche lui dalle Maldive prima del tremendo terremoto che ha sconvolto il sud-est asiatico. Very interesting.

Having seen it during the many replays, I have come to the conclusion that, rather than 'merely' a shove in the face, Rooney deliberately pushed his finger in Ben Haim's eyes! In those circumstances I'm sure many of us would have gone down like a roll of lino too!

I'm not ashamed to admit I have a soft for G Neville-The person. He often shops at Harwood Safeway and often gives my kids sweets and stuff. As for G Neville the player? Wank.er! :D/

[-X Mrs D in with home fans too. She tells me she went to empty her clogs during first half. Some woman with about 100+ Red badges approached her and asked if it was still 1 - 0. My Mrs' reply? *FUKC OFF YER RED BITCH! Class my missus! * She didn't actually rearrange the spelling though, just to avoid any confusion.

but not as much as Gaarp Someone told me it was gaarp; in the days he was allowed on a scooter!

I know it's a bit late, and I know I've posted this on here once before but I am reminded of travelling down to Wembley for the Coca-Cola Cup Final in 1995. I spent the journey swapping Munich songs and chants in general with a group of Scousers. Best of the day, from Liverpool: To the tune of "A Spoon Full of Sugar." It was the ice on the wings that made the aeroplane go down. The aeroplane go down. The aeroplane go down. It was the ice on the wings that made the aeroplane go down. In a most delightful way. I thank you!

Murder in silver Screen city for 10 players. I can now confirm it is unused, still wrapped in cellophane. i've had it about 12x months and never played it! =; Maybe that's 'cause I'm Billy No-Mates! You have PM