juewanderer

Nice to see such optimism

Happy Birthday .. have a good one

I've found that playing ..never mind the bollocks album at top note whilst doing a bit of diy does the trick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG2ZKxKVO_c&feature=related

Good girls

I was on stage in my one man show, burning a copy of the bible, when i heard that REM had split That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion I told my blonde girlfriend that if she wants me to give her oral sex she needs to shave off all of her hair. Ten minutes later Duncan Goodhew walked out of my bathroom and said, "Better?"

I copied it off my facebook ...no one liked on there either

Yorkshire chat up lines; 1. Duz tha fart? Cos tha blows me away! 2. Is thi mam n dad retarded? Cos thas special! 3. Me luv for thee is like shits. I just can't hold it in! 4. Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Cos I can see my sen in em! 5. Tha body reminds me of a spanner. . . Everytime I think of thee me nuts tighten up! 6. Tha might not be best lookin bird in here, but beauty is only just a light switch away

3-0 to them

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?" "Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.

Yes ,Man not mother Could be the start of a new thread this actually... we haven't had a lookalike one for ages ..

I could hardly restrain my oggling eye ..... i do it well so no one notices ..don't you think

Depends what you like ...gilf , milf or lilf ?

You love us wimmin lusting after you really

Is there none off here that fall into that category ? ( that attend matches ..i mean )

so true

Couldn't be doing with that ...it's part of the enjoyment of going to a match ..doing a bit of male oggling ( for me)

I'm going for a hard worked 2-0 win for the whites COYWM

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE1YE_oFQ&feature=related And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAdZJntj2E

i don't think we'd rather they gave us a dicking , we're just being realistic ..that's all ..The team may be better than last season on paper but they haven't played together as a unit enough for us to know yet whether they're any better... They have to prove they are better yet ( or as good )

i've not much recollection of the ACTUAL lessons i did either ..apart from them being tedious

i'm going for 4-1 to them ..hope i'm wrong like i usually am

i thought that myself ( i can only go off what i read in the article) .. can anyone shed any light on this?

I used to go there, i did a bakery course .. ....we used to go to the pub at dinner time with some lads who we met who were doing a different course . Always late back to lesson ,absolutely steaming ...happy days Sad to see it demolished ..although it was a dump even then !

Agreed .... also if you look at the other link ( the one that won't allow me to copy) Bolton lost thousands and thousands of supporters due to the disaster who changed alliegance to support man u ..so it affected Bolton financially as well .. i'm pleased to say my family weren't amongst them and carried on being loyal to the town they were born in edit.. it says 15,000 Bolton Wanderers regular fans turned their back on us to support man u .... makes my blood boil that!