DutchWhites

Oceania??? Actually same here - and just laughed at it - its an old joke, but still a good one :-) BTW - the woman in my avatar is actually born and bred in Sydney! - pity she now lives in Haarlem

Good one!!!!!!

Do we want to be closer to the war-mongering, internationally ignorant yanks (not all of them but the vast majority), though?

Not arguing the point but suffice to say I agree with the other comments you have made so far!

Shhoting is, for me, too good for them!! They deserve a slow lingering painful death - death by radiation poisoning???

I wish!!! Nikolette is already taken by the bar's soux-chef, but one of the women in the link I provided is!

now you are talking and that is a real SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET photo in fact they all are :-) Voorpagina (pronounced 4 pa (then sound of clearing your throat for the letter G) ina) - most broingly means previous page

well it was a Halloween Party at the Aran Irish Bar (amsterdam - Max Euweplain) last week

Pedantically speaking we are no longer an island due to the Channel Tunnel. But on the other side I can see your point, but teh UK will always have it worse than many countries in the EU because we are an isalnd. Basically people can be smuggled into the UK on part part of our coastline (just like pirates used to do with the rich gains) whereas most other countries in the EU and elsewhere are at least landlocked or one ore more sides of their country (for instance Holland is land-locked on 3 sides) To answer your question for many "illegals" it is only 1 country because they hide away on ships that go to the Morrocco et al

Most end up on ships that go to North Africa - countries such as Morrocco - then then get smuggled through the straits to Spain and then from there a free for all. About 20% of them only end up in the camps off Calais - the rest are hiding/living out in the other EU countries. In Holland the problem is just as bad as it is in the UK - but the difference being the authorities, and regulations, are tougher Other "illegals" use various trucks to get through the many countries to the EU. Many see not only the UK, but the EU as a soft touch - its only when they get inside the EU they realise that teh UK is a soft touch as many other EU countries have much tougher border controls than the UK! edit was a spelling mistake which I missed!

Its a shame only Bolton - as I no longer frequent the bars of Bolton anymore, with living just outside Amsterdam (a shithole called Almere) but on the link below are quite a few photo's of the girls in the bar I frequent for the Bolton games..... http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#...otos&ref=ts or even...

Doubt it, I bet that person is either based in London or overseas and been paid thousands just to tap a few keys of a keyboard!!! (I bet he/she also just used Multi-map to plan it out as well!!!!)

Be grateful you do not live in Leeds - the bin-men, there, have been on strike for 5 weeks now

Forgot about Goldschlager - used to be a good starter for a Friday night out after work, when I was in the UK. THT (Town Hall Tavern), in Manchester, used to sell loads of it on a Friday night!!!! hic!

Jedward - is that the name of the twins on X Factor???? Thank god I am always out on a saturday (all day) and always find something better to watch on a sunday (normally nfl nowadays)

My first game was against Birmingham, at Burnden Park and was on the Great Lever stand - for the life of me I cannot remember which year but it was about 3 or 4 years after 1977 (when my sister was born) as I remember going to the hospital straight after the game visiting her (she had tonsilities - sp)

I do like the 1877 collection and will probably buy some it! Any reason as to why its 1877 and not 1874 (unless its because of the first time Bolton Wanderers was used and not Christ Church - I think I have just answered by own question!!! :-) ) But the Trts what a load of rubbish and will NOT be buying any of it (just like this seasons shirts!)

Oh I dunno - for me it a toss up ( ) between Jamie Oliver and the return of The Fixer on Granada

Was just going through the thread reading the posts and had in my mind what I wanted to write, but Sluffy has beaten me to it and worded much better than what I would have done. My thoughts exactly mate :-)

He is actually a canny loan signing. Much better than the other two main loan strikers over last couple of years. He has the build, the strength and most of all the ambition - just as long as he stays fit (and he should be considering he has had all summer and more). Just as long as he is used wisely (and hopefully a better candidate for starting line-up than Elmander, who could be used as a timley substitute to get his confidence up more than at present) instead of being a bench warmer. This could be the kick-start we need for the this season

OMG that was me a few months ago (and possibly me after next match - hope not :-) )

Dunno- gave on that show after the first new 9pm show - its rubbish since the change

Or even worse, Big Sam will not speak to you for at least 3 seasons!!

why not? Its mine from another forum - just thought I would use it here as well! PLus last three lines I did try some humour - if it didn't work then apologies.

To be honest if Nolan did come back there would be no way it would quieten the anti-Megson brigade. In fact it would enflame the situation even more so as it would be seen as a step backwards and also be seen, in their eyes, that Megson cannot attract any decent player to our team and has to rely on the players he is friendly with. Is Mario Jardel still playing football (oops I mean warming up the subs bench)? Or how about (and this is quite a good idea!!!!) - RICHARD SNEEKES!!!! ? Anyone bar the pie & chips man himself - PERLEEEEASE!