Everything posted by Sir_Francis
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Cahill Has Finally Signed For Chelski
I reckon they have looked at his fitness levels and were shocked at how poor they are. Looking at some of our players, I reckon this is why we are failing so badly.
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Camels Toe
Its called roleplay. Get a pic on youri.
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Insurance Companies
They checked when my friend got a quote. She mistakenly called her carport a garage. Within seconds they told her that at the side of her house there is no sign of a garage. 'How do you know that?' she said 'Im looking at it on google earth' he replied.
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Ikon
I had a similar set up for a few years. Thursday night - pre-weekend drink round town until last orders Friday night - round town then off to downstairs Ritzy as we called it Saturday night - Ritzy Sunday night - finish the weekend by either going to the Tavern on the hill, Game bird in Chorley, Bridgewater in Worsley or a combination of Last drop village and the Crofters in Harwood. Good days!!
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Camels Toe
I darnt click the above link for fear of death by wanking!
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Blightys Farnworth.
A good old fashioned stag do! Leave your house at 7 and be home for 3! Now its more a case of leave at 7 on a friday morning, and get back at 3 on the monday afternoon!
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Insurance Companies
Stevie lad. If I told you I keep my car in a secured garage by the side of my house, would you use google earth to check? Serious question by the way.
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Tickets For Liverpool
You have to produce the card.
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Radio 1 Dance
If I start listening to it, will it make me want to dance? Im a bit tired you see.
- Gypos
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Insurance Companies
This is probably why the cheapest quote is probably not always the best quote! Anyways, Im sure if you would of phoned one of those accident management firms in central Daubhill, they would of sorted you a courtesy car out!
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Tickets For Liverpool
Ste Smith from Liverpool.
- Gypos
- Gypos
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Ikon
Ive not been for well over ten years now but it will always hold a special place in my heart. Best knocking shop for miles around. Great picture reminder btw noballs.
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Sky Bet
Betting is for mugs. Quit now or prepare for lots of unnecessary misery in your lives.
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Speed Camera
Do what I do. Borrow a friends car then drive around Bolton as fast as you can whilst making a note of all the working cameras. Job done!
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Thatcher
But these people werent going to be slaughtered. The British government could of said, 'look, we cant afford to lose servicemen so you can keep your homes so why not come and live here in the UK? As I have said, this war was more about the popularity of Maggie Thatcher.
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Thatcher
So you think in order to save a few local inhabitants, we should send the in the army? Do you feel that much for their lives?
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Thatcher
How the hell am I in favour of a war if I say she should of sent her own son? Besides, this was not my original point. What point of her wanting this war do you not agree with?
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Thatcher
But if we gave the Falklands to the Argies then the locals would have been offered a life over here would they not? Simples.
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Thatcher
You are just twisting my words trying to look like billy big brains now arent you? You know my theory was right. But that would detract from a magnigicent British win over one of the finest ever assembled armies that we had ever come up against.
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Thatcher
You my friend are a warmonger. Theres a chance if we had bolstered our defences then the Falklands war might not have been. If theres a chance war can be avoided, then Im all for it. Have you got a bit of yank in you? As for British territory, how if it was your son who had died for a piece of land that no fucker over here cares about? How are we better off for having the Falklands?
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And The Amount Of Fergie Time Today Is?
It might be coded.
- January Transfer Rumour Mill 2012