Sir_Francis

What about that bird that 'did' something like 500 fellas? Sorry, I dont have a link for it.

I like my women to be pure so for that reason a tattoo on a female gets a big no from me. I once did a bird from behind and her whole back was covered in them.Horrible sight! I soon turned her over.

Not realy. She will live in a lovely house, with all the latest gadgets, drive an expensive car, eat in the best restaurants, great holidays.....etc etc.....life wont be too bad will it ?

I can wear whatever you want pal. Its your fantasy!

Pyjamas......no. Nighties on the other hand......yes!

And they dont integrate very well with us Brits!

Tell you what pal, stick your earphones in with some decent tunes and go for an hours walk. Does wonders.

fourthed

Very rare you see an undercover copper in a car thats that old.57 plate would make it 5 years old. Sounds to me like a genuine mistake and that the couple are possibly looking for a 'dodgy' scoutmaster with a similar look to you!

Why dont you just sign on? According to a few on here, people who are unemployed have a better life than them!

When doctors are poorly, do they go to other doctors for prescriptions?

Thats a fave past time of mine. Going into a pound shop and repeatedly asking the staff 'how much is this please and how much is that?' Yes, I do need to get out more!

oops

didnt see bige's post must think like me

You should emigrate to North Korea with those sort of ideas! So if I had worked non stop for 30 years then suddenly found myself out of of work for whatever reason.....you think I should be cleaning dog shit up off the streets? haha Besides, how much would this clean up operation cost the system? They would need protective clothing, training maybe, supervised, insured maybe etc etc etc.

Says the fella who doesnt do away games.

This is balotelli we are talking about. He has got a proper attitude problem for me.

Correct. On Sunday Parker committed at least 5 fouls before he was booked. The Golden boy of English football. Aye ok.

Can we have him back on loan until the end of the season then?

Im with you on that front. Besides, its not really my cup of tea that stuff but a few years back I was up for owt. Scat is where its at now.

How is a new player any worse than an under performing player?

Believe me pal, Ive had a few birds who have actually asked me to tie them up! I have been about a bit though.

That good we had to queue up most times. Great days pal.