Cheese

I hope your uncle gave you the proper good hiding you deserve, you ungrateful little shit.

Dry your eyes you fucking girl.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. You're at home on the internet, and you're knocking one out over Countdown?

Fucking hell. My work on this timeline is done. That was quick.

They should do a special episode where they open the box at the end and it's either a nail bomb, or a big hand comes out and punches them in the face and breaks their jaw. I'd watch that. Especially if the contestant was a fat old woman.

Then press the 'Print Screen' button - top right of your keyboard. Open Paint, and press Ctrl-V.

I don't use facebook, but can you not just right-click and save as? Otherwise 'print screen' and paste into paint, then crop it.

Worst game show ever. It's the equivalent of picking a prize out of a lucky dip, but they somehow manage to drag it out over an hour and pretend there's a secret technique. What a load of bollocks!

.....? I've done my bit.

Got stopped outside Boots the other week by some bird with a clipboard. She said "Excuse me sir, can I ask you what you use for grooming?". I said "Well I used to use some puppies and a bag of sweets, but now I just use the internet."

In accordance with the rules...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM

He's sat next to me now and he's just grabbed my hands and made me type "I'm not going anywhere " and now he's making me do rude things.

C64 Emulators have been around for decades, you sheep.

Bring back the birch.

Don't trust females.

We were only 10 at the time (20 years ago). She touched me in my special place and I got an erection, so she spread it around school, and everyone gathered round, pointing at my crotch and laughing. Oh how they laughed. I check her facebook profile now and then, and take delight in the fact that she's now rather fat.

Correct.

WOMAN IN "TALKING SHITE" SHOCKER

Yeah, I heard that. I was alone, but I said to myself out loud "No shit Southgate, you twisted-faced prick." Then I had a sip of my wine and felt smug for a bit.

My best mates brothers are members of the EDL, and he must have got their share of the brains because they're a pair of thick cunts, just as you'd imagine. On several occasions, I've spent half an hour talking to them and made them realise all their beliefs are complete bullshit, even to the point that they'll agree the EDL is a fucking joke, but then a few days later they'll be off on a march. Easily influenced to say the least. They're not bad blokes in general. I think they just need to be "a part" of something.

HTIYV?

Further backs up my opinion that the FSF is run by a bunch of self-pitying scousers. They take any and every opportunity to roll out the "Hillsborough was caused by the police" excuse, even though the Taylor report concluded nothing of the sort.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/snooker/12934157.stm