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Who else is well pleased there goin to bulgaria now, looks like we've gotta bit of a game on our hands. Thought I was goin for the party but now its game on..

Have to say cracking idea this. Its all a bit A team. How do we get there? I know lets just hire a plane! I didn't even know you could do that. I could just about arrange a mini bus to the airport but thats probably beyond me. Does the plane come in team colours? Is it a match day special?

Back in England I'm afriad, although it looks like it would be easier to get to the game from Africa. Might go via Accra probably cheaper then what I've been quoted

I thought we were signing Henry VIII for a second there. Bit dissapointed...

I'm probably being an idiot but isn't there some kind of law against them forcing you to go on the club package. Surely its a monopoly if they don't let you look round for cheaper deals.

Hes changed his tuna from last week Take my mother in law...No really take my mother in law. I thank you

Thought this was great. Saw the headline on telitext saying Latics sign Francis and was thinking Oldham have done well...Took me ages to realise the big guns of Wigan have now earned a national nickname.

I'm probably way behind the times here but is it true Middlebrook Tavern/Mill House has shut down. Should make pre match drinking near the ground harder work next season if it has..

I like him, does well for the town and club but if he gets a ticket for a european away game (which he will) and I'm left in the street outside the ground then I think I'll lose any affection for him.... The 'we' coment at the champions league cup final would be all I could think about

Can't we all move to Spain its hotter there and there's more room, and once we all get a tan we'll all look the same.

Probably been on but I'll risk the shame of a bextor... Whatever that is Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big Showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the world of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren. All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started. How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of 'how's yer father?'" "Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the gist], "as long as she does the rest of the band, too." "Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear. Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles. "Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?" The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says, "What the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work. Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door opens and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the young one by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face! "Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers. "I told you," Caine snarls...................... (You're gonna love this) (wait for it).............. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off..."

I'm not ruling him out before we see him but 35 goals might not be as impresive as it sounds. The local team in Accra are the African UEFA cup champions and I'd say the standerds pretty low, Bolton would stuff em. Hopefully he'll be another Diouf tho...

Anyone got anything reasionably reliable the bbc website says two and sky just says a number. Its all I've got access to. Can't believe it, knew they'd always eventually do something but still shocked

Tell me more about rain its music to my ears

Thanks for that I can relax again. BBC said we'd be in the hat when talking about qualifying rounds completely threw me

I know this has been on before probably but I can't find it and I've just had a panic attack when I've seen the date of the first qualifying round. What round do we enter into the tournament and what date is that. Thanks in advance.

In reply to Biffo I'm here for two months workin in a hospital. Just saw a local in a mid nineties Tranmere away, strange but I couldn't help but hate him. I don't seem to have missed much besides Jaidi. Whats the weather like I imagine its glorious sunshine. We better not sign any Ghanans they looked terrible the other day on telly

Pretty certain no ones bothered but I have made it. It either rains to the point of floods or the sun sets itself to microwave. Its also the land of shit football shirts here. Everyone given to oxfam in the last twenty years has come here. Just got given a cocunut by some bloke in a mid eighties forest shirt. No sign of any Bolton shirts yet. And they hate Nigerians so Jay Jay isn't flavour of the month. Plenty of weird stories which I won't put on here or I'll be accused of drivel, but I will say that quite a few english people I've met have replied with 'Reebok Stadium' when I've said I'm from Bolton? The Ghanains either look blank or say 'Cheers Bar' What do they know tho they piss in the streets and think Westlife are the new Beatles..

Thought this would be a good opportunity for day on the lash so I threw on my England shirt and went into Manchester with a few mates for the day only to be turned away from 3 or 4 pubs being told there was no English wear allowed, which even included a group of blokes trying to get in after us with suits on wearing a red rose. Never seen anythin like it. Left there went to printworks where I was told england rugby shirts are alright but no england football shirts. We were hardly a threat. Six of us with our birds but no go. Felt like I was the resident evil for trying to celebrate out saints day. Thought we were supposed to be reclaimin saint georges day but obviously not in Manchester. Yet Eid and Saint Patricks are well high profile there with pretty much anything goes as the rule. Bit disgruntled wish I'd gone to the match now..... Finally found somewhere to have us though and had a great day and night. Funnily enough we didn't start any fights or smash anythin up either...

To be fair the turks killed someone and as punishment they've got the european cup final.....That showed them

That Nedveds class perhaps we can sign him in 5 years

If its the one I'm thinkin of its 'Scouser Tommy'. About him goin off to war and gettin shot "With the blood gushin out of his head etc.."

Your right Hops we've got plenty of songs but hardly anyone knows the words to em. Might be an idea if people learnt "whos that commin up the hill boys" before we start hiring Andrew Lloyd Webber to write Bolton Wanderers the musical

Bit late but I just wanted to say top marks to the bloke in the East Stand Lower behind me singing Mel & Kims 80s hit Respectable when Vaz Te came on against Boro. Te Te Tee Tee Te Te Te Te Te Tee Tee Ricardo Vaz Te Oh Ricardo Vaz Te It won't catch on but it made me laugh. I tried voting for him as my orange man of the match but my phone wouldn't register it....I blame Gartside!

The band is an embarrasement. Away fans laugh at em and they should. The first half yesterday was ashamin. The band killed any atmosphere as everyone just sat opened mouthed as the fastest hands in the west wanked off his drum. That drum solo could have been in Spinal Tap