salop wanderer

Oh, and just one more observation having spent time around the tunnel post match - the new badge on the training kit: if that don't peel straight off after one wash, my name's Camilla Parker-Bowles. @Tis nowt but a poxy sticker and looks dog shit

My take on today: Whites bossed the first half and but for Weale might have led by more at HT. Sordell, Hall in particular and Eagles in flashes all showed up well. Three fantastic goals. After the break, Salop had much more of the ball and got a second with the sweetest of volleys. Parry is capable of that but he's a fair weather player and will soon enough revert to type. The 3rd? I was on commentary on ShrewsPlayer doing my best to hide my allegiance to all things white, but my cleaned up attempt at ZK's slip? Donkey plop. There, I said it, so hopefully it won't have upset the listener. 411 from Lancashire BTW for those interested with a decent pic of the away end just after KO on my twitter a/c from the press box... @wildym48

I'm hoping my dad will, my mum might go shopping instead

Town have announced today that the West Stand will be closed (to the right of the ProVision Stand as you guys look out) and the smart money is on the locals giving this one a miss. They have Birmingham at home on Tues and this game comes just a week after they attracted 6000 for the Galatasaray match. Add to the mix that Shrews have barely done any transfer business whatsoever and apathy is the order of the day. Me? I get to summarise on ShrewsPlayer for STFC when I'm a mad keen Wanderers fan so that might be interesting :-)

My wife gets unlimited sausage and it costs her nowt

Full Kit Wankers.

Fucking spaz bucket. Throwing money away. Been better off getting a re-mapped Octavia vRS and banking the difference. Fat. Miserable. Cunt.

Christ, just seen Watchdog. I so wish they hadn't shown that clip on't town hall steps where the protestors looked like they'd just got out of a Ford Focus. The estate version granted, but a bloody Ford Focus all the same. Cerr-inge

If there is, I bet we fucking miss it

Fuckin' hell. How hairy is that fucker?

Thick Kid

They'd only need half a dozen to beat Wolves though

the hardest a ball was ever kicked - JJ against Villa

Bought some turbo Nicorette patches from the market earlier: Quick Quit

Neil Redfearn cost me 5 and a half grand for a £1 stake the day we beat Chester 1-0 to qualify for 1991 play offs. Had fixed odds three from each sections - 5 sections. Went 14 home wins and one draw which was Oldham v Sheff W. I was sat in my car up Raikes Lane after the game and the Owdham game was still going on at 2-2 due to several pitch invasions. Latics needed a win to go up. EIGHT minutes into added time they got a pen and Redfearn hit home the last kick of the match. Ergo, 15 home wins and not my 14 plus the draw. I still have the coupon and still shiver at the very mention of the twat's name.

No stadium parking (permits only). However, I think the Brooklands pub allows car parking on a basis not disimilar to the Beehive where you get your parking back on a pint/food. Also, the Charles Darwin - a similar walk but right out of the stadium, not left - wouldn't be exactly rammed for a friendly and they've a decent car park. I am willing to throw out my permit to the highest bidder mind (about 50 yards tops from players entrance)

Dougie will be expecting 3,459.7% effort from his boys next season

would loooooooove clueless to get the job at Wanky Wolves - just so I could attend the post match at Shrewsbury and listen to the same old bilge he spouted at the Reebok post Stoke City.

Gary Coleman is Anthea Turner's younger sister? And fitter? You're messing. Really?

I saw this and immediately hit record on the Sky + box. Imagine my disappointment when Terry and Arfur came on. I blame Megson. And Emma Davies obviously.

one more thing about Shrewsbury - and in particular, pre-season games - fans repeatedly give these a miss due to high ticket prices (usually a tenner). So, I would guesstimate around 1500 home fans at best for this one. In the past, West Brom, Wolves, Birmingham & Stoke have all been well represented. I think Blackpool brought about 200 a few seasons ago.

No drummer at Town - banned on Health & Safety grounds (I'm not joking!) The ground itself is about 2 miles from the station so not all that far but there's a half mile walk to the pubs from the Greenhous Meadow. Brooklands or Charles Darwin. I'd say make a night of it as the town of Shrewsbury is lovely. The stadium itself is decent enough but nowt special. That said, worth going for the cottage pies are home baked and bloody lovely. See you there (I've only missed two home games in six seasons there so any chance to catch the Whites is fine by me).

Songs that you never hear on grounds anymore that were commonplace in the 70's... (From terraced Lever End to away fans on Embankment) Over there, over there, and do they smell.... like fuckin' hell... I blame Gary Glitter for the demise of this one... Bolton aggro, Bolton aggro 'allo... We all agree, Bolton Wanderers are magic (I blame Gary Megson for that one) Plenty more I'm sure...

I hate Walsall

You're not jealous BW? I've never seen the Whites win a major Cup Final. Been to two of 'em and had three semi final beatings too. That's 5 defeats on the spin. I think you'll find that their achievement today usurps owt that I've seen in 50 years and that includes trips to Munich & Madrid (amongst others away in Europe). Tell me you won't be jealous if they're away at Ajax next year while we're at fucking Yeovil - even if they are in the same league and we dick 'em twice? Tell me and I won't believe you. By the way, I'd be more than happy to bang Ms. Perry even if Russell Brand had just finished!