Bea Smith

smiley, trust you to spot that it said boo boys. would ' persons participating in the act of booing' be better? and fenny, i need some of the smoke you're on if thats what you think about.......please........

whats all this 'when i was a lad' stuff? youre not even 40 yet mg, anyone would think you had been born before running water, light bulbs etc!! owd git

me n jay going to ipshit. just look at it as an all day piss up!!

Bollox i'm logged on as her again, I wish she would ragging log off properly

Has anyone got a printer so they can print off the inverness pics, Reardon is after them? Good to see ferny on the pitch

are you trying to arrange 'in-house' fighting?? tut tut

Read the instructions for the rampant rabbit. lets just say they were a bit strange. 'do not use on unexplained calf pain' eh????? am i the only one in the world who doesnt understand that????

im sure thats the one i wanted to torture for several days. shoulder length brown hair, scum scarf that she should be strangled with. fat gobby bitch.i was on front row and she was in front of disabled lot. bugged me all the match. hope you cut her hands off for sticking the v's up all match. missus c peace ambassador p.s, alibob, never mind anger management-flamin kick boxing lessons for next years re-run!!

How Dare You! missus c this is a very serious subject on here. You could upset a lot of people with talk like that. It's like asking a trainspotter never to go near a railway station again or asking stopping Swanny from visiting kennels. zozzy, im not asking him to keep away from stringy, im aware that he must be gently weaned off him. i just want him to admit he has a problem, and he needs to stop taking photos of him aswell, the stringy scrapbook he has is disturbing.

i did my aeroplane dancing on xmas day after way too many alcoholic concoctions. yesterday my wings were broken. lets face it, although it winds em up. its old hat now. (till they bring it up again.....)

me and fenny would never spit on our mob. :D/ in truth, didnt see anyone doing any spitting.although im sure diouf was eager to have a go! and missus c has to stop going out with the 'mob'. im getting a football related agression disorder. yesterday i 'picked' the red bitch i wanted to kill. theres no hope for me now, slippery slope into hooliganism. nw/mg, post me those knuckle dusters!!

never fear, missus c's here. ive got a wig you can borrow, just put it on and we will fashion a mullety type 'do', i think hacking at it with a breadknife will give the desired effect. by the way, its a purple wig. but as ssm will know- purple is in

you appear to have an unhealthy obsession with stringy. do you follow him about?

ronaldo runs like a mincer. well, actually he does a girlie skip. thing is though, jardel used to run like a top faggot- and his bird was gorgeous so obviously not a gaylord. perhaps pansy prancing isnt an indication of sexuality.

darcy diggler?????....???? ha ha. and whats all this estimated chance of a shag thing??? do you wake up in the morning and evaluate your chances??

it took me hours to get into the wrapper, i was so exhausted afterwards that i collapsed before i got the chance to use it. i think this is jays way of telling me that he wont be home very often, and i need to 'sort myself out'!!!! i need a daubhill stallion- oohh gimme some of that daubhill massive!!!

you have pm

ok, st, ian and horwich to play naked twister while i observe in fits of giggles. eeh, these long winter nights mean you have to make your own entertainment.

its a fetish thing, when you offer to make your staff a brew, you can get excited while they drink it. pm me for a very funny story about jay and a kettle.

you can use it as an oppertunity to do all those sneaky things at work. like weeing in the boss's kettle.

he got grounded and his computor confiscated.

he didnt notice ian, he was too drunk, he's out again tonight. come round at 8 and ill get the scrabble board out again, its so nice that we have a shared interest.

Bollox I'm logged on as the missus jay

Welcome home mate, an afternoon knees up is on the cards.

satan, do you hear voices???? hallucinate???? dribble????