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Gary Baileys J D Okocha Brandy Todd

Oh I see what you've done there.... in that case anyone playing for Wraith Rovers

I'm getting married in Oolong Baatar (one village along from Fanny Baatar)

Colin Bells David Ginola

Elm haj Diouf Andy Oakes Willow Flood

Footballers who sound like Beatles songs: She Loves Youri I am the Walrussell Holt Lady Maradonna

aye, but 109% of that was shite

Christ on a bike - well done Undies! Mind you, its taken 1015 posts to do summat intelligent 8-[

I just read "J J O'Kosher" in the Jewish thread and burped up coffee all down me kecks. Just about recovered, mopped up etc when I read Florent Synagogue Pongolle and it happened again, except I snorted in a desperate attempt to stop it going all over me again and I've splattered me ragging flat screen and there must be bits of last night's curry or summat in with it cos I cant get them off. So apart from now looking like I'm doubly incontinent and apart from the fact that my screen looks like them pictures of the surface of Titan they sent back a while ago, it cheered me up no end

Missus C for PM (JayC can be Chancellor - he'd sort the price of a pint out - dont give a fcuk what he does to ciggies though)

ever thought of the Foreign Office Garrrp?

to about 18 years. Sort out some of the scrotes round our way.

interesting reviews on Amazon : 1 star Terrible, January 12, 2004 Reviewer: meddling_kids from London United Kingdom This is terrible. I am really stretching myself to even comment on this travesty. Trees have been felled to produce this wasteful dirge & that in itself is an appaling crime.Tens of thousands of people may have bought this, but dont be fooled - it is a stinker.More of the usual sickly twee Parsons reminiscing, without the plot to carry it off. Tony P. seems to have hit upon a winning formula & is sticking to it, despite it being a truly rotten waste of time. Tony - I do not know how you can look at yourself in the mirror each morning - this is not a book, this is a monsterous crime. Do us all a favour & turn yourself in now.THis is a prime example of of the generation of money is more of a driving force in modern publishing than the Art of writing can ever be.rotten rotten rotten. Was this review helpful to you? 5 of 9 people found the following review helpful: 1 star Hornby's mini-me wannabe, December 18, 2003 Reviewer: A reader from Truro, Cornwall United Kingdom In the seventies Tony Parsons wrote a skinhead novel. Tough , rebellious and a substandard clone of the novel "Skinhead ". Now Parson's attaches himself like a leech to post-lad lit , and reinvents himself as a sensitive male struggling with fatherhood. A bit like About a boy. Nauseating and succeeds in making Hornby look like a towering genius. Was this review helpful to you?

Nicholas Hannuka

On another planet

Rabbi Savage Ibrahim Ba-mitzva

Just think Tony, if only he had been a sweaty fat woman from south of Watford you could have married her! Just like you did with Julie Burchill, eh? Ooh look here she is - as fat and ugly as you are talentless, you jumped up ponce. hear hear! think i will mail him this thread. noooo - that will just make him feel wanted/useful

aye, and not long after marrying good old Tony she turned lesbian.

Just think Tony, if only he had been a sweaty fat woman from south of Watford you could have married her! Just like you did with Julie Burchill, eh? Ooh look here she is - as fat and ugly as you are talentless, you jumped up ponce.

John Gope-Fenepej - in all the history of Bolton if you took every player and multiplied their marks for stupid name by their mark for crappiness, this fucker would win. And that means beating Jason Lydiate. George Wood for bustin Reidy's leg January 1979 in the game called off in the snow at half time.

Good call Traff.... I like it, in fact I like it a lot WW travel club stock up on essentials

Maybe I'm being thick, but could you please explain how it is that when a Bolton player flails an arm back and flicks a player in the face with his hand its all over the papers and he is castigated left right and centre on tv; but when a Spurs players elbows someone with malice aforethought and causes the kind of deliberate injury that if a fan did it to another fan would result in them getting banged up, he gets little mention and MOTD2 treat it as a joke????