SatanGreavsie

5. What is a male swan called? Cob (mind you, thats a barm cake here in the east midlands)

4. Who was the mechanic for the Vulture Squadron? Klunk

7. Which Queen of England had eleven fingers? Anne Boleyn

10. Which political party takes its name from a band of Irish outlaws? Tories (strange but true!)

3:9 halcyon

3:8 iconoclast

3:10 eponymous

3:6 inch

5:8 "only gay in the village" rather amazingly

2:5 Ugly people

Jodie Paddock

Stefan Eftroopenberg

No problem Garp, I'll keep my eye out for you, it should be a piece of piss to spot you at the Nou Camp they'll put the camp into nou camp

I thought it was going to be Garrp - he's a spotty get wherever he goes

No wonder he's looking pissed off

fcuk off Garrp you spotty, ragging pig-ignorant dribbling imbecile red ginger. (Round 4:3 - The Three Theological Virtues: 1) Faith, 2) Hope, and 3) Love (1 Corinthians 13:13) )

Did you realise its also St Fabian's day today: January 19, 2005 St. Fabian (c. 250) Fabian was a Roman layman who came into the city from his farm one day as clergy and people were preparing to elect a new pope. Eusebius, a Church historian, says a dove flew in and settled on the head of Fabian. This sign united the votes of clergy and laity and he was chosen unanimously. He led the Church for 14 years and died a martyr???s death during the persecution of Decius in a.d. 250. St. Cyprian wrote to his successor that Fabian was an ???incomparable??? man whose glory in death matched the holiness and purity of his life. He was also there when Fabian tucked away the equaliser against Reading; "I was so excited I almost shat me cassock" he said. In the catacombs of St. Callistus, the stone that covered Fabian???s grave may still be seen, broken into four pieces, bearing the Greek words, ???Fabian, bishop, martyr; scored the equaliser against Reading??? I see some WW folk have sorted your cake out:

And Ray Parlour, Bert Troutman, Jody Haddock, Herring Berg and Jimmy Floyd Stickleback

he wont know, he's old

Here you go Biffo

Use a tape-loop like in Speed; you may get lucky and end up with him being decapitated like Dennis Hopper. Or rig up a screen in front of the webcam and put a bluey on - he'll think his webcam is tuned into the wrong address (I'm a master of the IT technical jargon me) or summat

Come on Luton, post the pictures. Biffo, you diiirty old man you

Water polo doesn't have the same attraction as Carlisle v Leigh RMI. . . . . . . . . . .does it? Tell you what, you stick with Carlise v Leigh then and I'll go with the Ohio University Ladies Water Polo team then...

does he say "garlic bread"?

If he feckin says "garlic bread" one more time I'll lob summat through the feckin tv. Fat kunt