SatanGreavsie

If he feckin says "garlic bread" one more time I'll lob summat through the feckin tv. Fat kunt

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Is that a euphemism for summat

I hear he's got a new sponsorship deal with Viagra - should help him get past a semi for a change

Strictly speaking they dont know its a success until Cassini swings round and sends the results back. All they know right now is that the fucker landed. SatanGreavsie, resident astrologer. And here's a picture of Patrick Moore proudly displaying his 12 incher

Pat Ricin Peter Os-scud Nuke Chadwick

Cockney bastards

Presumably to mark Ian Thrush

Malcolm Smackdonald

Gary Tablet Steve Stone

Talking of Tesco, did you know that if they were a country, they'd be the 74th richest country in the world?

lsd babayaro

this is an old one, and its wank - there is no answer

Earl BArrett

Mogadon Hutchison

Uriah Rennie Dean Windeze Terry Neurofenwick Viagra Tuigamala (OK so he's a rugby footballer) Tino Asprina By the way, I was at the chemists counter in Sainsburys a few days ago and there's some geezer there with what I assumed was his teenage daughter who looked rather like she'd rather be somewhere else. Anyhow, he was having a conflab with the pharmacist in hushed tones, all confidential like; she asks him summat - he looks puzzled, turns to his daughter and in a semi-shout bawls "so what kind of worms is it you've got?". Poor girl feckin dissolved

Harold Blackmore 1926

Well they did demolish Carrow Road that day (note for younger listeners, I do mean demolish) so I guess it could have happened, but the one I'm thinking of was deffo that Scarboro game...

No, the Wolves fan survived but its the famous footage where he's dancing on the roof of the stand then next thing you know - wallop, he's fallen through it! How he feckin survived I dont know. Must be a clip of it somewhere...

'fraid so. I didn't get a lamping though, I just got told, "Come 'ere dick-head." And no, he didn't already know me! Gawd its a small world!

It pains me to say it, but that was actually quite funny!

Fuckin hell - in my post I was about to say that I remembered the snowballs and a copper coming in to crowd and lamping a lad before marching him out for throwing a snowball....was that you then??

I refer you to my 3 ways to kill an elephant thread.

Oldham, Feb 1978. A few of us met up with a school friend in Bury whose dad was giving us a lift to Oldham. First attempt failed as we heard the game had been called off and we had to leg it when some Munichs set fire to the bin outside the chippy we were in and the owner blamed us and called the police; and then on the second attempt we bumped into a bus load of Oldham fans and me and this other lad ended up bricking it in a pie-shop surrounded by the fuckers. I can still see him legging it like feck but still eating his pasty! I got me scarf nicked but it was Ok as I'd borrowed it! And it snowed. 27 years ago now........... #-o