Underpants

Long Lane ish

What makes an Ultra?

Min of 10 or a no goer?

Unless we can replace him with someone who is of at least equal ability then no matter how big for his boots he has got it's best left. Not made my mind up about Ben Haim yet but giving 100% but a lesser player wouldn't make me change the system. Can't even make my mind up about Hunt but he has Undies on his side, just. Things may not be going according to plan at the moment but that's no reason to panic............. yet.

That's 3.5 a side at the moment. Got to get at least 10 to make it worth while turning up.

Are you mad? The man was singing live.

Caption Competition Who the feck are you? GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!

yeah, i'll mark you [-o< I've waited so long for this......... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!

i'll play anyday anytime next week

It's one of them tomorrow, you know ONE OF THEM! If it's a boring 1-0 win then I'll be happy. But if it's a highly entertaining 4-5 win for Pompey then the press will be patting Sam and telling him what a good game ot was, and that will be just before he lays 'em all out in the press room. Undies says 1-1

Falkirk, I think. Tis Falkirk. Been on their message board recently and had a bit of friendly banter about the song.

Joe beer, known locally as Joe Whiffs. Oh Carlos you are naughty

I've still got mine and it still inflates. It's in the spare bedroom now with my collection of other blow-up dolls

Pies wide shut

Pie In The Sky

My Niece is in a parade and she has got to be there for 5:00. If it's anything like last year then it will all be done and dusted by 7:30

Did that have Bob Hoskins in it? not that I watched it because it was for thick tw@ts

I'll be there in the mosh pit

Great idea.

Should win with 'boring' ease, but won't.

On radio 5 today some hack said that if he was to issue a punishment to Blackburn then he would make them play their next game behind closed doors. That brings up 2 questions- 1/ Will the team notice any difference if this happens? 2/ Will their average attendance increase?

Slagging us off for our tactics.

The opposing fans are getting brainwashed by the media too. After the game on Saturday whinging Chelsea fans were on the radio complaining about our tactics, and basically saying how dare do Bolton come back from 2 goals down and draw against the team that is top of the league. Well they can just feck right off!. Lets just get one thing straight, according to the stats from Saturday the possession was 50%/50%. For arguments sake lets just say the are right about our negative tactics when we have the ball, what are their excuses for when they have the ball? A team that has got unlimited funds and who can cherry pick the best talent around and they can???t find a way of beating a team that is apparently made up of over the hill has-beens and misfits, I think it says more about them than us. OK we are not playing the best football that I have ever seen the White shirts play but it certainly isn't as bad as most would have you believe. We are 6th in the Premier and that makes me happy so feck the lot of them.

Aye-ho Jaaskelainen...............

Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin