frank_spencer

George W Bush had a heart attack and died. He went to hell, where the devil was waiting for him at the gates. "I just don't know what to do," said the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, though, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I have three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one go, but you must take that person's place . . . and I'll even let you decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened a door in the wall, and there was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over again. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Bush said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to another door and opened it. Behind it was Tony Blair, with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All that he did was swing the hammer, time after time after time. "No!" said Bush. "I have a problem with my shoulder, and I'd be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day." The devil opened a third door. Behind it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms folded behind his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinski, doing what she did best. "Wow," said Bush, looking in disbelief for a while; finally he said,"Yep . . . I can handle this." The devil smiled. "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

we Were flyin till campo got injured make what you will of that!

they can feck off!!!!

#-o #-o #-o

nope you were wrong. thanks to kanoute being a cock! Manure v Chelski Pool v Watford

tongue

red ginger shoveller Hey no need for that! it was meant to be a joke!!! Anyway. does anyone know if theres any other gigs planned for the reebok over summer?

brass eye

Frank, I hate to tell you this but both hehe and :::::::::::: immediately identify you as a homosexual......... Can I suggest that you listen to the 'beer and sex and chips and gravy' cd by the Macc Lads before posting any other coded bum messages It's for your own good believe me only ever heard the macc lads whilst i was at uni and even then i was probably to wasted to remember owt. just a question if hehe and :::::::::::: make me a rider of the dirt track what is the WW socially acceptable phrase? We need some decent gigs on like oasis, metallica, Maiden. the stuff that was on last year was laughable! Bond the musical ffs!!

Grozzer (gazza its a bit tenuous but it worked in my head!)

shut up you knobber! just prefer to right hehe than ::::::::::::! anyway why do BWFC keep sending me e-mails advertising elton!!

HE''S GOING TO BUM YOU!!!!! hehe

live forever

Bruno!

I had my notes robbed for my uni course robbed from the classroom whilst on my brew break tonight! Barstwards!!!

SiKth, Sublime, Long Beach Dub Allstars erm METALLICAAAA!!!! ahem sorry

HELLO I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!

The problem i think is that the 5-10 thousand that were going to matches when i started goin in 92 (at the tender age of 10). are still there but there's 13-16 thousand people who've only just started attending matches! i've also noticed that the people who make the most noise are the owd codgers like me grandad and people of me dads age who you can tell have been going for years. then there's cnuts telling me and the lad in front of me to sit down as they can't see the keeper getting treatment! We're havin fun callin him all the names under the sun if the match was in play then id sit down so you can see but as its not i want to stand up and abuse people! we're caught in a trap all these extra people that come to the matches enable us to pay JJ, campo etc but they don't join in with the atmosphere, they don't sing and shout they just sit and watch!

Well want to go to Everton but oinly got about 50p to my name til the 17th eeek!!1 #-o #-o

508.918 i suck!

workin for the council you realise that there is no communication between the different departments! fookin bag o shite!

top!

There's so many top quality players warming benches around europe that i'm sure sam will manage to find someone in january!

I do some work for that section of the council and you wouldn't believe the ammount of grief they've got over that job! good thing its got fook all to do with me otherwise id have to moan to myself!! hehe