deeane Koontz

One England game he spent 20 minutes commentating on a green balloon which had drifted on to the pitch. Pretty much sums him up.

99% of football commentary makes my teeth itch. There really should be choice of not having it and just having the natural stadium atmosphere without muting it completely. Grateful I don't have to endure Matterface and Lee fucking Dixon on England games as much now.

Both.

Very odd bloke.

Amazing United are in 6th considering the performances they've put in this season.They play like a bottom half side. There's some proper rubbish in the Premier League this season.

Ffs thought this was today. Wondered why I couldn't find the starting lineups 🤣

Listened to his book last year. Basically everything is somebody else's fault and every tale ended with a "needless to say I had the last laugh" situation. Next level narcissism If didn't have a career in football he'd be stealing his neighbours cats and torturing them. Wrong un.

City look a bit shit

Anybody been to Factory International in manc for a gig?

Exactly, I don't think owd jeffy boy thought this through

Let's not turn the Fa cup into predictable international/champions league horseshit. Were at the end everything suits the big teams. Luck of the draw that's the whole point of it.

I forgot how shit Barca are these days. We could beat them.

He managed 13 today broke a record apparently.

Barcelona vs Atletico Madrid on itv4 next

That was piss funny

It's making me depressed listening to it. The fuckers sound like they've been forced to go against their will.

Gordon is on fire, grafts his balls off too. He deserved to be in the last England Squad ahead of Rashford and Grealish who've done sweet fuck all this season.

Miley looks like he's going to be a bit of a player.

They were proper faffing about with it with no urgency.

His profile pic says it all really.

1-1

That was a pen

Come on Forest

Are we winning it?

I was joking, obviously didn't mean as in it's match fixing literally, but it is a way to keep "big teams" in. It fucking pongs as a system to me.