Never noticed how many outer rims of tyres were strewn down the central reservation on any given motorways untill my Dad decided to count every one on our way back from Wembley the other week.

Was a highpoint in the in-car entertainment that day closely followed by him telling my kids about Hitlers childhood.

 

34 from Watford to Thelwall Viadcut btw.

That 3 lane nightmare that runs around Coventry where you actually give way to traffic joining up the slip roads, well dunno if yer supposed to but you have to.

11 hours ago, Winchester White said:

The whole M61/A666/M60/A580/M602/M6 section is utter dogwank. In fact, add M66/Simister to that.

There are plans to change Simister so you avoid the roundabout when joining the M60

9 minutes ago, freds dad said:

There are plans to change Simister so you avoid the roundabout when joining the M60

Yeah seen that, long overdue.

We had to endure 5 years of “roadworks” all around the M60/M62 interchanges - which was basically 5 years of blokes in hi viz wanking in the bushes off the hard shoulder then changing some bulbs.

Nothing changed. It’s still wank.

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Never noticed how many outer rims of tyres were strewn down the central reservation on any given motorways untill my Dad decided to count every one on our way back from Wembley the other week.

Was a highpoint in the in-car entertainment that day closely followed by him telling my kids about Hitlers childhood.

 

Guarantee the number of bottles of piss and carrier bags full of shit will outnumber them. 
you’d honestly think there were no services along the motorways 

Just now, fatolive said:

Guarantee the number of bottles of piss and carrier bags full of shit will outnumber them. 
you’d honestly think there were no services along the motorways 

It's atrocious. So many major roads are full of rubbish. Often at exit roundabouts too.

Getting a turd filled placky bag wrapped round a strimmer head revolving at 8000 rpm is one of life's absolute pinnacles.

55 minutes ago, Spider said:

We had to endure 5 years of “roadworks” all around the M60/M62 interchanges - which was basically 5 years of blokes in hi viz wanking in the bushes off the hard shoulder then changing some bulbs.

Nothing changed. It’s still wank.

Don’t remember changing any bulbs to be honest …

Just now, fatolive said:

Don’t remember changing any bulbs to be honest …

I was being generous. It was mainly wanking

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Never noticed how many outer rims of tyres were strewn down the central reservation on any given motorways untill my Dad decided to count every one on our way back from Wembley the other week.

Was a highpoint in the in-car entertainment that day closely followed by him telling my kids about Hitlers childhood.

 

Actually sounds like a good day out, apart from counting tyres.