Thinly veiled on holiday thread.

Never used a bidet as I am a man of the north. But understand their function. 
 

So......why does the bowl need a plug ? Surely you just end up with a load of shit filled water ? 

11 minutes ago, Ani said:

Thinly veiled on holiday thread.

Never used a bidet as I am a man of the north. But understand their function. 
 

So......why does the bowl need a plug ? Surely you just end up with a load of shit filled water ? 

I don’t trust any type of bog that doesn’t have a seat.

Plonking your arse directly onto the ceramic rim is as wrong as it gets

25 minutes ago, Spider said:

I don’t trust any type of bog that doesn’t have a seat.

Plonking your arse directly onto the ceramic rim is as wrong as it gets

A bidet's not a bog. You're not supposed to shit in them.

Just now, Cheese said:

A bidet's not a bog. You're not supposed to shit in them.

Don’t tell me what to do on my own bidet.

You fcking nazi

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

Don’t tell me what to do on my own bidet.

You fcking nazi

I'll say what I want, you fucking sap.

We've got one and I've told the boy it's for washing his feet, he's yet to realise the truth. 

Game changer once you've had a upset stomach, rather than chasing fecal matter with a tissue

I'd not go without one now. However, get one without a swing arm for temperature, or you'll end up in tears!

One of mans greatest inventions. Great for washing feet yes but dangling your smelly bits in there after attending to your business is fucking heavenly.

Would not live without one unless absolutely unavoidable.

So we have discovered the right wingers like washing their own bottoms and bollocks.

Any ideas on why it has a plug ? 

 

I'll see your bidet and raise you a south east Asian style 'bum gun'. 

Just make sure you check the water pressure first so that you don't blast off your own anus. 

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

I'll see your bidet and raise you a south east Asian style 'bum gun'. 

Just make sure you check the water pressure first so that you don't blast off your own anus. 

I had to use one of them once, I was fucking drenched by the time I'd finished. I think if ever that's the only option again, I'll just stick with a shitty arse

Just now, Sweep said:

I had to use one of them once, I was fucking drenched by the time I'd finished. I think if ever that's the only option again, I'll just stick with a shitty arse

🤣🤣

10 hours ago, Ani said:

So we have discovered the right wingers like washing their own bottoms and bollocks.

Any ideas on why it has a plug ? 

 

Bidet or bottom?

Is it safe to assume that you left wingers walk around stinking all day?

Edited November 20, 20241 yr by bolty58

8 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Bidet or bottom?

Is it safe to assume that you left wingers walk around stinking all day?

Read the question, thought you were educated. 
 

Why do bidets have plugs ? 

We had an arse wiping thread on here once.

There were some who didn't wipe bottom to top from round the back and instead clawed under their balls and dragged shit in to a clustered mess. Top to bottom.

Madness.

3 minutes ago, Ani said:

Read the question, thought you were educated. 
 

Why do bidets have plugs ? 

Edumacated? Me? I cudn't evn spel injuneer and now I is one.

I thought you were educated. Plugs keep the water in FFS.

5 minutes ago, Ani said:

Read the question, thought you were educated. 
 

Why do bidets have plugs ? 

see if the sweetcorn has worked its way through...

Just now, bolty58 said:

Edumacated? Me? I cudn't evn spel injuneer and now I is one.

I thought you were educated. Plugs keep the water in FFS.

So why do you want to keep shit filled water in ? 
 

Surely you want it flow away ? 

15 minutes ago, Ani said:

So why do you want to keep shit filled water in ? 
 

Surely you want it flow away ? 

I pull the plug out, replace it and fill with clean rinsing water. Dramatic eh?

7 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

I pull the plug out, replace it and fill with clean rinsing water. Dramatic eh?

So why not just let it drain away ? It is a genuine question. The shitty water is going to drain away with no plug as an engineer can you not see a better process than letting the shitty water stay ? I do not understand why you want or need a bowl of shit filled water. What value does the plug add ? Surely you do not splash the water about ? 
 

I have nothing against bidets but it seemed strange hence asking. 

3 hours ago, Ani said:

So why not just let it drain away ? It is a genuine question. The shitty water is going to drain away with no plug as an engineer can you not see a better process than letting the shitty water stay ? I do not understand why you want or need a bowl of shit filled water. What value does the plug add ? Surely you do not splash the water about ? 
 

I have nothing against bidets but it seemed strange hence asking. 

When you say 'stay' - how long do you think the duration is? 30 seconds to a minute before the plug is pulled?

Hardy time for fucking toadstools to start growing.

1 hour ago, bolty58 said:

When you say 'stay' - how long do you think the duration is? 30 seconds to a minute before the plug is pulled?

Hardy time for fucking toadstools to start growing.

Here is my question why you seem to not really have an answer to. 'Why when washing shit off your arse do you want it lingering around rather than just draining away ?' 
 

Do you leave the plug in when you have a shower too ? That would be daft as there would be a pool of dirty water. 

3 hours ago, Ani said:

Here is my question why you seem to not really have an answer to. 'Why when washing shit off your arse do you want it lingering around rather than just draining away ?' 
 

Do you leave the plug in when you have a shower too ? That would be daft as there would be a pool of dirty water. 

You are being deliberately obtuse. Have you attended the Dairy Industry Symposium on Contrarianism?

Thirty seconds of soiled water 'lingering around'. I am not trying to establish a fucking tomato plantation.

16 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

You are being deliberately obtuse. Have you attended the Dairy Industry Symposium on Contrarianism?

Thirty seconds of soiled water 'lingering around'. I am not trying to establish a fucking tomato plantation.

No I am not ! I saw the one in our hotel had one and it surprised me as assumed you just let the water drain away like having a shower. So asked why it had a plug. No reason has been given but you seem to be determined to spend the most posts ever without answering the question. 

2 hours ago, Ani said:

No I am not ! I saw the one in our hotel had one and it surprised me as assumed you just let the water drain away like having a shower. So asked why it had a plug. No reason has been given but you seem to be determined to spend the most posts ever without answering the question. 

Fuck me gently. I'll see if I can find you a YouTube tutorial on the operating protocol for a basin plug.

Ouzo poisoning?

2 hours ago, Ani said:

No I am not ! I saw the one in our hotel had one and it surprised me as assumed you just let the water drain away like having a shower. So asked why it had a plug. No reason has been given but you seem to be determined to spend the most posts ever without answering the question. 

Apparently some people like to fill them with water, then dip their arse in it and wash the shit off like they're having a bath. Filthy bastards.

The year is 2024. 

Wanderersways is in its 25th year.

A.I is about to take over the world.

Russia are about to start WW3.

And here we are debating about bowls of shitty poo water.

Tell the headless horsemen not to bother turning out.