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Bidets

Thinly veiled on holiday thread.

Never used a bidet as I am a man of the north. But understand their function. 
 

So......why does the bowl need a plug ? Surely you just end up with a load of shit filled water ? 

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12 minutes ago, gonzo said:

The year is 2024. 

Wanderersways is in its 25th year.

A.I is about to take over the world.

Russia are about to start WW3.

And here we are debating about bowls of shitty poo water.

Tell the headless horsemen not to bother turning out.

It is OK Cheese has told to real inside story bidet users wash their arse with shit filled water. Daresay not all of them but good to have the option. 

18 minutes ago, gonzo said:

The year is 2024. 

Wanderersways is in its 25th year.

A.I is about to take over the world.

Russia are about to start WW3.

And here we are debating about bowls of shitty poo water.

Tell the headless horsemen not to bother turning out.

I wouldn't have it any other way. 

This is a proper WW thread! 😁👍

40 minutes ago, gonzo said:

A.I is about to take over the world.

funnily enough I just asked it why

Me: why does a bidet have a plug? that seems odd to me
ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT

A bidet having a plug might seem unusual at first, but it's actually a practical design feature in certain types of bidets. Here's why:

  1. Sink-Style Bidets: Traditional standalone bidets resemble a small sink and are designed to hold water. The plug allows you to fill the basin with warm water for soaking or washing, similar to using a sink or bathtub.

  2. Water Control: With a plug, you can control the amount of water used, making it more eco-friendly and allowing for a more thorough rinse without constant water flow.

  3. Versatility: In some regions, bidets are also used for washing feet, rinsing delicate clothing, or other personal hygiene needs. A plug makes it easier to repurpose the bidet for these tasks.

Modern bidets often focus on continuous water flow through sprayers or jets, so you won't typically see a plug in those designs. The plug is more common in older or traditional European bidet models.

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16 minutes ago, Zico said:

funnily enough I just asked it why

Me: why does a bidet have a plug? that seems odd to me
ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT

A bidet having a plug might seem unusual at first, but it's actually a practical design feature in certain types of bidets. Here's why:

  1. Sink-Style Bidets: Traditional standalone bidets resemble a small sink and are designed to hold water. The plug allows you to fill the basin with warm water for soaking or washing, similar to using a sink or bathtub.

  2. Water Control: With a plug, you can control the amount of water used, making it more eco-friendly and allowing for a more thorough rinse without constant water flow.

  3. Versatility: In some regions, bidets are also used for washing feet, rinsing delicate clothing, or other personal hygiene needs. A plug makes it easier to repurpose the bidet for these tasks.

Modern bidets often focus on continuous water flow through sprayers or jets, so you won't typically see a plug in those designs. The plug is more common in older or traditional European bidet models.

When you have finished washing your arse could you just  rinse through my  lace knickers.  Do not want ruin them in washing machine. 

if your hotel room has one is it advertised as bidet infra ?

5 hours ago, kent_white said:

I wouldn't have it any other way. 

This is a proper WW thread! 😁👍

Stopped in a holiday home last week and I had an AVOCADO bidet to enjoy... sheer luxury 

I just Googled "Bidet Porn"

Struth. There's a whole genre dedicated to washing fanny and arses out.

Every day is a school day.

37 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I just Googled "Bidet Porn"

Struth. There's a whole genre dedicated to washing fanny and arses out.

Every day is a school day.

How is it different to the ones where they pump someone full of water then watch as they proceed to hose down their co star in a flood of shit and water?

34 minutes ago, Zico said:

How is it different to the ones where they pump someone full of water then watch as they proceed to hose down their co star in a flood of shit and water?

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "can only be shown after the watershed".

Come to think of it, Gonzo probably has rare copy of Watershed Down - two lasses at it, dressed as rabbits. With carrots. Directed by the legendary Irish/Cypriot porn producer Mick Omatosis.

I first read the title and thought this was the Joe Biden groupies like Swifties

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

I just Googled "Bidet Porn"

Struth. There's a whole genre dedicated to washing fanny and arses out.

Every day is a school day.

Sounds a bin vanilla for you. 
 

I would love one of them arse washing hoses. Always makes ya feel good on holiday 

5 minutes ago, Big E said:

 would love one of them arse washing hoses. Always makes ya feel good on holiday 

Having a man piss up your bottom is not an arse washing hose mate

7 hours ago, Ani said:

It is OK Cheese has told to real inside story bidet users wash their arse with shit filled water. Daresay not all of them but good to have the option. 

...and those that don't use bidets walk around with stinky shit'n'arses all day.

Cleanliness is godliness.

 

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