It's worth celebrating just how unbelievably shit our beloved neighbours, the self proclaimed "greatest club of the world" have become. Compared to their insufferable spell of success under old purple nose, the current state of affairs is the stuff of dreams and could never have been foreseen in our wildest dreams

• Now 12 years without a Premier League title
• Lost their status as the club with the most Prem titles - now 20-20 with Liverpool with the scousers far likelier to get to the 21 mark in the next year or two
• NOT the most successful club in English football, Liverpool again. 
• A 15th placed finish, their lowest since being relegated to the old Division 2 in 1974 
• A stadium that is essentially crumbling having been neglected for many years.
• Finances in a mess
• Several reports this week that their support abroad (especially in Asia) is hemorrhaging 
• Beaten by a Spurs side who are even more dreadful than they are in a European final. 

Feel free to add to the above list. There must be plenty of other elements of their decline to crow about.

We've got our own woes as have most clubs. On this quiet Saturday with no footy until tonight and very little other sport of note it's worth reflecting just what depths these arrogant cunts have plumbed. What a pleasure it is to see their cretinous support base having to keep its head down and feel what it's really like to be a football fan.

The only downside is that we were in the Prem in the wrong decade. I rather suspect we'd have chalked up several memorable wins home and away if our spell had been 10 years on from the one we had.

 

3 hours ago, paulhanley said:

Good to see us higher than Burnley, PNE, Blackpool, Blackburn etc. 

As always

9 hours ago, yardbones said:

Saw this posted on another site. Average gates for 1956/57. Ours was under 25k in a season where we finished 9th in the top flight.

United averaging 30,000 fewer than they do now! Shit, plastic fans…

10 hours ago, Zico said:

saw this earlier

 

I'm always telling my Utd supporting workmate they currently remind me of Liverpool in the 90s who didn't win the title between 1990 and 2020.

So Utd shouldn't expect a title until 2043 then.