Has anyone come up with any witty ditties to sing to the Russian billionaire on Saturday? (I'm looking your way Col).

HE SHOT, HE MISSED, HE'S PAID BY COMMUNIST, JOEY COLE, JOEY COLE.

 

 

SORRY :-#

Who's that sitting over there boys?

Abramovich is sitting over there boys,

The're all after him,

There's a contract out on him,

They all say his days are numbered,

Going to be a dead man,

Embezzler is he,

So he better watch his back,

Or he's gonna feel a thwack,

He's the scourge of the KGB.......

 

I'll get me coat.....

You're not Chelsea any more

You're not Chelsea an...y...more

 

 

 

 

Who needs Abramovich, we've got Phil Gartside,

Who needs Abramovich, we've got Phil Gartside......

to the tune the wanderer........

 

 

his names roman abrahmovic

he splashes cash around

hes got no friends left at home

there all underground

 

he shot them or he stabbed them

the man has got no shame

hes a dodgy russky

and we all know his name

he is abrahmovic

dodgy abrahmovic

he is a crook a crook a crook a crook a crook.........

Who needs Abramovich, we've got Phil Gartside,

Who needs Abramovich, we've got Phil Gartside......

 

to the tune chirpy chirpy cheep cheep......

 

 

wheres your money from,

wheres your money from,

 

wheres your money from,

wheres your money from,

 

weve heard your gay.

weve heard your gay.

 

your mam was called roger

and your dad was called roy

 

ooo e roman is a bender

now your a fully fledged chelsea rent boy

ooo e roman is a bender, roman is a bender,roman is a bender yeah...

you will think so if he buys the club and puts a supermarket on pitch be warned your messing with the wrong guy boys.

you will think so if he buys the club and puts a supermarket on pitch be warned your messing with the wrong guy boys.

Get her 8-[

To the tune of Can't Buy Me Love - Beatles

 

I'll buy you the premier league my friend

If you'll . . . .

 

 

Can't think of another line but I'll work on it.

Don't bend down when Bramo's around

You may get a ruble for your arse

8-[

I WAS BORN, IN THE STALIN END,

I WAS BORN, IN THE STALIN END,

 

MY FATHER WAS A GAYBOY,

MY MOTHER WAS A WITCH,

 

IM NOW CHAIRMAN OF CHELSEA,

AND MY NAMES ABRAMOVIC.

ROMAN, ROMAN LEND US A QUID

ROMAN LEND US A QUID

OI YOU FCUKIN DRUG DEALING, GUN RUNNING, EXPLOITING YOUR OWN PEOPLE, fcuk OFF TO BACK TO RUSSIA WHO CNUTY TWATING BOLLOCK FACED TURD

 

 

to the tune of love machine by girls aloud

fcuk me ive just read my song and it fits to the tune :::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::

I'd be embarassed to know a Girls Aloud Tune!

I WAS BORN, IN THE STALIN END,

I WAS BORN, IN THE STALIN END,

 

MY FATHER WAS A GAYBOY,

MY MOTHER WAS A WITCH,

 

IM NOW CHAIRMAN OF CHELSEA,

AND MY NAMES ABRAMOVIC.          

 

 

This song is a classic we must sing it :D/ :D/

actual songs for saturday;

 

where were you when you were shit ?

 

wanderers wanderers wanderers

 

who needs mourhinio we've got sam allardyce

 

we are all going on a european tour

 

if they win....................are you watching manchester.

russia is a shithole,

russia is a shithole

na na na na

what's that white shit on your chin?

what's that white shit on your chin?

(repeat to fade)

 

??100bn and that's the best you can do?

(whilst pointing at this mrs)

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

give us some of your cash

Honest earned cash? Yer 'avin' a laugh

Small team in London

You bought a small team in London

Small team in London

 

He's dodgy, he's bent

He sent crespo out on rent

Abramovich

Honest earned cash? Yer 'avin' a laugh

 

Honest earned cash? Yer 'avin' a laugh

 

 

kgb ?? you're having a laugh.