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1622: Sunderland boss Mick McCarthy is clearly not happy with the display he is watching and makes a third substitution, Tommy Miller replacing

Nyron Nosworthy, with more than 30 minutes remaining.

 

Bet he got some stick at school

who ?

 

 

Tommy Miller or Nyron Nosworthy?

If we're allowed other leagues as well then Jermaine McSporran is a belter. Older posters may remember us playing Southampton late 70s when they had Forbes Phillipson-Masters playing for them. Just looked and the Guardian did an article on him last year called "Who is the poshest footballer ever? " !

http://football.guardian.co.uk/theknowledg...1191114,00.html

What about that guy at Darlington called Jonjo Dickman...

 

There's another bloke called Rocky Baptiste at Stevenage...

There's another bloke called Rocky Baptiste at Stevenage...

 

I've seen him play several times, not for Satanage tho'. Used to play for Luton. He's moved on to Havant & Waterlooville now, signed to replace Donkey Holdsworth when he left this summer.

 

EG - Trying to out-George George for Conference South.

come on john thomas takes some beating...........oo er missus

Anyone remember Wilfred C??nt and Duncan Ballsac?

I took some convincing that Newcastle signed a player called Piss Stone a few years ago!

Piss stone is at Everton now i think but what about Ulysees De La Cruz, at Villa

Managed to find an unofficial programme for besiktas game and Supa Kev is called Kevin CYRIL Davies.

Well it amused me anyway

Dont know got it off ebay!!

A bloke in Germany printed those and he's doing one for Guimares.

 

Were they on sale in Istanbul?

Ruth was telling me at half time that she had two different unofficial Besiktas programmes from two different countries......or was it three I was a bit merry at the time.

I think she said one of the countries was Austria

Del Horno for Chelsea.

 

Translated to THE HORNEY ONE

i know its not premiership but danny shittu always made me chuckle.

and Danny Invincible has clearly the greatest name EVER!!!

Berndt Haas and Stefan Kuntz always made me chuckle

I know of 3.

The German one,a Welsh one and a Geordie one.

 

I've got the first two and will give the Geordie one a miss because its only a 4 page piece of card like a little Xmas card.

 

 

Ive got the one from Wales and the one from Newcastle anyone know where i can get the german one to finsh off my set!??? Ive got the team sheet from Besiktas if anyone wants a copy

 

PM me if you do

Cock Jockey

 

Manager of Man Utd

i know its not premiership but danny shittu always made me chuckle.

and Danny Invincible has clearly the greatest name EVER!!!

 

Former Hull City (?) striker and now Skybet pundit Dale Tempest always reminded me of a Captain Scarlet heroine.

Does anyone know how many the girly named players there have been?

 

Karol

Gail

Lillian

Nicola

Mark Gavin

 

are a few that spring to mind.