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Official No Sitting Down Campaign

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For those of you have been lucky enough to go to both Bulgaria and Turkey you will know nobody has bothered sitting for the game, which I think has been superb and contributes to the atmosphere (just like the paddock!).

 

I have a sneaky suspicion that as we are taking 4500 to Portugal there will be a high percentage of Werthers on the trip who will want to not only sit down but sit down in the correct seat! [-X

 

So - who's with me!

 

Sitting down is GAY. FACT! (well, for UEFA away games at least :D )

 

Vote with yer feet!

sitting/standing in your own seat is also gay

Definitely! I think Satan and Sue might heve been the exceptions though :zz :zz

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sitting/standing in your own seat is also gay

 

Thought I had made that clear in the No Sitting Down manifesto!

standing coz youre a rebel and think it make you look 'ard, THATS gay...

 

if people around me are sat then i'll sit

 

if people around me are stood then i'll stand

 

simple as...

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standing coz you think it make you look 'ard, THATS gay...

 

Nothing to do with being 'ARD!! (why, wanna fight? :-F ) I just think it creates a better atmosphere - people tend to sing more when they stand up.

standing coz youre a rebel and think it make you look 'ard, THATS gay...

 

if people around me are sat then i'll sit

 

if people around me are stood then i'll stand

 

simple as...

 

 

werthers :-$

 

 

i thought he made it clear the point was nowt to do with being hard ](*,)

im talkin about cocks like at city, where blokes just stood up in the middle of a load of sitters, with arms folded... (twas a city fan btw)

 

standing a singing is always best, obviously.

 

but standing while suckin werthers is no fun as my cushion gets cold...

standing coz youre a rebel and think it make you look 'ard, THATS gay...

 

if people around me are sat then i'll sit

 

if people around me are stood then i'll stand

 

simple as...

 

 

werthers :-$

 

 

i thought he made it clear the point was nowt to do with being hard ](*,)

 

He did but Homer is a pedantic boring man/boy.

sitting/standing in your own seat is also gay

 

Bringing a flask of coffee or hot chocolate to Portugal is also gay.

 

Taking a bag to Portugal (if on the one day'er) is also gay.

 

I will throw the question out, what else is gay?

Definitely! I think Satan and Sue might heve been the exceptions though :zz  :zz

aye I was sat down most of first half smiley.drunk.gif

I'm gonna sit down and watch the Bolton stewards chuck you lot out :D

Definitely! I think Satan and Sue might heve been the exceptions though :zz  :zz

 

I wasnt asleep!!!!! [-X Was busy trying to balance myself with a foot on each of the 2 seats I seemed to have, not much luck though as I fell and bruised my arm..

 

...so I'd say standing up is dangerous (if mixed with all day drinking!)

 

As i'm not going to Portugal I shall be standing on my settee and singing my ed off ;dd

standing coz youre a rebel and think it make you look 'ard, THATS gay...

 

if people around me are sat then i'll sit

 

if people around me are stood then i'll stand

 

simple as...

 

 

BBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so have i got this right ?

its ok to stand

its not ok to sit unless you are getting some shut-eye

 

:D :D :D

can I lie down again? surely that qualifies as being "un-Werthers".

sitting/standing in your own seat is also gay

 

Bringing a flask of coffee or hot chocolate to Portugal is also gay.

 

Taking a bag to Portugal (if on the one day'er) is also gay.

 

I will throw the question out, what else is gay?

Ramming your stiff cock up another bloke's chocolate starfish
sitting/standing in your own seat is also gay

 

Bringing a flask of coffee or hot chocolate to Portugal is also gay.

 

Taking a bag to Portugal (if on the one day'er) is also gay.

 

I will throw the question out, what else is gay?

 

 

If i dont take my bag on the one dayer, how will i get my contraband home ?????

 

Not gay, its paying for the trip. =;

sitting/standing in your own seat is also gay

 

Bringing a flask of coffee or hot chocolate to Portugal is also gay.

 

Taking a bag to Portugal (if on the one day'er) is also gay.

 

I will throw the question out, what else is gay?

Ramming your stiff cock up another bloke's chocolate starfish

 

Not exactly the comical answer I was looking for, but 100% correct all the same. MINCERS!

Get a note from your doctor which claims you are suffering from haemeroids. They'll have to let you stand.

In fact, youve all got piles due to dodgy spicy portugese food and mass bum rape whilst you slept peacefully in your portugese hotel rooms.

We'll have been sat down all the way to Portugal, whats the point in sitting when you get there?!?!?!?

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