WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR'S

 

 

It has been known by many different names to many different people: Knob, dick, schmuck, tool, percy, John Thomas, the bald headed mouse...It inspires lust, fear, awe and laughter. And yet, it is an object of shame and when engorged, indecency. It can be a pound of flesh or an ounce of winkles. It can be used to express both love and hate. It can create life. It can condemn us to death...And it can do wees as well. How can one little flap of sponge and sinew be all these things? You will be surprised how little you know about the skin chimney, because although men may constantly brag and exaggerate about their little chap, they rarely talk about their feelings for it. At last, Richard Herring, reveals the truth about man and his manhood in the 21st Century. 'Talking Cock began as a stage show, but the more I researched, the more realised that an hour long show did not give me enough time to explore any subjects that needed to be covered. I realised that only in book could I truly get to grips with the penis.'

i call mine redundant

Winston.

Gregory Pecker

Winston.

Is that because it is going to be hard, long and there will be no withdrawal.

Winston.

Is that because it is going to be hard, long and there will be no withdrawal.

 

Winston is a name deriving from the old saxon / norse words "wynn" meaning "good" or "beautiful" and "stonn" meaning town or place

 

 

 

We will fight them on the beaches :D/

Mine is commonly known throughout the world as 'The Woman Pleaser'

 

What 8-[

Joe

pasquale

Joe

 

Joe Long(t)horn?

 

 

See what I did there!

Geoffrey

You call yours Joe Longhorn, Sue. I never knew you had one.

Sorry guys n gals, but i just cant take anyone seriously that has a name for his todger. You can have the name in private, but if you ever said to a gal ' come and get your gob round henry' im sure she would feel obliged to dissolve into a mass hysteria frenzy of laughter.

if you name it do you talk to it??? do you er.....handle it and speak its name??

ITS WRONG, JUST WRONG...OK???

What about your minge then?

Marjorie

What about your minge then?

 

it doesnt have a name and it never will. its part of me not a seperate person.

What about your minge then?

 

it doesnt have a name and it never will. its part of me not a seperate person.

 

so how come they stink like a kosovan fisherman then?

Mine is commonly known throughout the world as 'The sheep pleaser'

 

What  8-[

 

:-#

Mine is commonly known throughout the world as 'The sheep pleaser'

 

What  8-[

 

:-#

 

Oliver

 

By using the smiley with his mouth covered, are you trying to tell me that your resisting the urge to give me oral sex?

 

If so, forget it, I'm a hetty

 

Widnes

xxx

Lord Knobalot - coz I'll fcuk anything. Except Wides and goats.

 

PB

The Kearsley Rod.

Porksword, Beef Bayonet, tockley, Blue Veined Mutton Gun, One Eyed Trouser Snake......

Porksword, Beef Bayonet, tockley, Blue Veined Mutton Gun, One Eyed Trouser Snake......  

 

You missed Spam Javelin out Freddy old boy

coxys cock

The wife's supper