What's the best revenge story you've heard?

 

Whether it was against an ex, boss, whoever?

 

Mate of mine saw a bloke who use to bully him at school, this is twenty years ago. So he follows him home to see where he lives and then goes back that night and stabs his BMW bonnet full of holes with a screwdriver.

What's the best revenge story you've heard?

 

Whether it was against an ex, boss, whoever?

 

Mate of mine saw a bloke who use to bully him at school, this is twenty years ago. So he follows him home to see where he lives and then goes back that night and stabs his BMW bonnet full of holes with a screwdriver.

 

This comes at just the right time...

 

What's the best revenge story you've heard?

 

Whether it was against an ex, boss, whoever?

 

Mate of mine saw a bloke who use to bully him at school, this is twenty years ago. So he follows him home to see where he lives and then goes back that night and stabs his BMW bonnet full of holes with a screwdriver.

 

 

Says a lot about the mate of yours he holds a grudge against someone for twenty years!

I hold grudges for every and a day, isn't that normal?

I hold grudges for every and a day, isn't that normal?

 

I personally would say no, not really. Live and let live. Water under the bridge. Other such clich??s which I can't bring to mind.

 

Well, maybe the grudge holding is OK but come on, a few thousand pounds worth of damage to a car for some bullying suffered twenty years ago?

Totally and utterly justified in my eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have to be a total and utter red ginger to own a BMW

BWFC were going to get some ready mix concrete down their storm sewer manholes if I didn't get a Cardiff ticket. 8-[

My best revenge story is from a gay mate of mine.

 

He'd been seeing this bloke for a while. This bloke was a manager at some call centre in Manchester somewhere and apparently everything was going pretty for the two of them until my mate found out he'd been sh*gging some other bloke behind his back.

 

After digging around some more he also found out that not only was this guy sh@gging around, he was also married with kids (who had no idea of course) as he was still very much in the closet.

 

My friend was absolutely mad as hell. He's usually straight acting and you wouldn't guess he was gay, but he said he minced into this guys office as camp as possible and in full view of his staff shouted,

 

"You dirty old b@stard, you've been shagging about behind my back. You're a crap sh@g anyway and your d*cks f*cking tiny!" Before mincing back out!

 

This guys staff just sat their opened mouthed and astonished having just had their boss outed in front of them.

 

I'm sure some of our more right wing posters will disapprove but I thought it was quality!

My best revenge story is from a gay mate of mine.

 

He'd been seeing this bloke for a while. This bloke was a manager at some call centre in Manchester somewhere and apparently everything was going pretty for the two of them until my mate found out he'd been sh*gging some other bloke behind his back.

 

After digging around some more he also found out that not only was this guy sh@gging around, he was also married with kids (who had no idea of course) as he was still very much in the closet.

 

My friend was absolutely mad as hell. He's usually straight acting and you wouldn't guess he was gay, but he said he minced into this guys office as camp as possible and in full view of his staff shouted,

 

"You dirty old b@stard, you've been shagging about behind my back. You're a crap sh@g anyway and your d*cks f*cking tiny!" Before mincing back out!

 

This guys staff just sat their opened mouthed and astonished having just had their boss outed in front of them.

 

I'm sure some of our more right wing posters will disapprove but I thought it was quality!

 

The main problem with that story was the absence of a flamethrower.

Why would our right wing poster disapprove?

 

Oh, I get it now, he's gay. So he should be shot

 

PB

My best revenge story is from a gay mate of mine.

 

He'd been seeing this bloke for a while. This bloke was a manager at some call centre in Manchester somewhere and apparently everything was going pretty for the two of them until my mate found out he'd been sh*gging some other bloke behind his back.

 

After digging around some more he also found out that not only was this guy sh@gging around, he was also married with kids (who had no idea of course) as he was still very much in the closet.

 

My friend was absolutely mad as hell. He's usually straight acting and you wouldn't guess he was gay, but he said he minced into this guys office as camp as possible and in full view of his staff shouted,

 

"You dirty old b@stard, you've been shagging about behind my back. You're a crap sh@g anyway and your d*cks f*cking tiny!" Before mincing back out!

 

This guys staff just sat their opened mouthed and astonished having just had their boss outed in front of them.

 

I'm sure some of our more right wing posters will disapprove but I thought it was quality!

 

Is there any other way if he's gay?

My English teacher at Withins kept giving me grief, so onc enight I walked past her house on Crompton way and pissed through her letter box.

:D/

 

Bad thing was she opened the door and caught me and I got stood up infront of the whole school the next day. #-o

My English teacher at Withins kept giving me grief, so onc enight I walked past her house on Crompton way and pissed through her letter box.

:D/

 

My English teacher at Withins kept giving me grief, so onc enight I walked past her house on Crompton way and pissed through her letter box.

:D/

 

 

Dont get any ideas Rich, those tweezers of yours might get stuck in the letter box

I got stood up infront of the whole school the next day. #-o

 

What you asked her out after pissing in her letter box

My English teacher at Withins kept giving me grief, so onc enight I walked past her house on Crompton way and pissed through her letter box.

:D/

 

Bad thing was she opened the door and caught me and I got stood up infront of the whole school the next day. #-o

 

thats when schools treated discipline in and out of school as one and the same. these days she couldnt say feck all to you or discipline you in schol for that and would have to make a seperate complaint - probably to the police about the letter box incident.

incidentally- did you get any wee on her fenny??

My English teacher at Withins kept giving me grief, so onc enight I walked past her house on Crompton way and pissed through her letter box.

:D/

 

Bad thing was she opened the door and caught me and I got stood up infront of the whole school the next day. #-o

 

thats when schools treated discipline in and out of school as one and the same. these days she couldnt say feck all to you or discipline you in schol for that and would have to make a seperate complaint - probably to the police about the letter box incident.

incidentally- did you get any wee on her fenny??

 

fAnny.

A mate o mine :^o :^o got sacked from a warehouse in L/H for nickin. Well a couple o nights later (friday) he goes back & breaks in, gets in his ex managers office to see what he can nick. Low & behold he'd left his briefcase there so my mate :^o :^o shat in it. I'd have paid good money to see the c??nts face monday morning when he opened his briefcase.

 

& before anyone say's owt, it weren't me!!!! :^o :^o

 

 

toodle pip :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

On a similair theme, a mate of mine who puts suspended ceilings and the such like into office blocks really hated the bloke who ran a firm that had hired him. So, when he was about to finish the job, he took a poo into one of those polystyrene boxes that McDonalds used to serve their burgers in, and slid it into the false ceiling. It could still be there to this day, although I presume the stench of his rotting faeces would have led to his 'present' being discovered a few days/weeks later