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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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She even played Norwegian wood, and trees trees me on the cd player

and Elm-er Rigby ("Alder lonely people..."), Yew Got to Hide your Love Away, Thicket to Ride, Let it Beech and Lenny Plane. Poplar music at its best :D

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she's only it in for the money and lavish lifestyle

 

you know he bought her a plane for christmas?

 

 

 

and some immac for her other leg

 

 

 

 

what's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?

 

the mccartneys

 

 

I could go on

 

in fact i will

 

 

 

the day linda died, paul has a word with the kids

 

"i've got good news and bad news"

 

"the bad news is your mum's died"

 

"the good news is it's steak for tea"

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the day linda died, paul has a word with the kids

 

"i've got good news and bad news"

 

"the bad news is your mum's died"

 

"the good news is it's steak for tea"

 

One of my personal favourite jokes... =D>

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She even played Norwegian wood, and trees trees me on the cd player

and Elm-er Rigby ("Alder lonely people..."), Yew Got to Hide your Love Away, Thicket to Ride, Let it Beech and Lenny Plane. Poplar music at its best :D

 

You forgot Helter Splinter

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In an interview about his failed marriage, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.

 

"I'd prefer it if you called her Heather" he replied.

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Goldminer involved in an accident loses his leg. Goes to the job-centre and asks if anybody is likely to be interested in a one-legged gold-digger.

Insert your own last line.

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In an interview about his failed marriage, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.

 

"I'd prefer it if you called her Heather" he replied.

cheers, monitor now dripping in sprayed brew =D>

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In an interview about his failed marriage, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.

 

"I'd prefer it if you called her Heather" he replied.

 

 

 

 

=D> =D> =D>

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In an interview about his failed marriage, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.

 

"I'd prefer it if you called her Heather" he replied.

 

Deserevs another plaudit that one

 

Beltin

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