??3... 7pm... 11 Bands

 

It's a promoter's First 'anniversary' of doin gigs, so he's puttin on one hell of a show.

 

Our Fold

The Romance

The Redwings

New Vinyl

Endorse (My new lot!!!!!!) www.myspace.com/endorse

Armstrong

Der Bomber

Ortopilot

Futuro

Fade to Sepia

 

All indie-rocknroll and gonna be a top night startin at 7pm, goin right through til 2 -- for just 3 of your English pounds!!!

 

Come on down!

Spam's band were called Big Sky and then Lofthouse.

Saw 'em a few times.

Raging Kipper the punk covers were Bolton's finest, remember having a t-shirt!!!

Spam's band were called Big Sky and then Lofthouse.

Saw 'em a few times.

Raging Kipper the punk covers were Bolton's finest, remember having a t-shirt!!!

 

The best band in bolton at the mo (sorry Tyler) is The Minions Of Jeffery!!

 

top notch UK Ska!!

dirty tryx, eh undies?

THE BEST BAND IN BOLTON AT THE MINUTE IS CLEO - I SEEN THEIR PICTURES INT PAPER OTHER DAY

Spam was in Raging Kipper too wasn't he?

 

Hypnotise by Lofthouse was played by John Peel one night, ragging beat that!

 

As for Ride, they went a bit wank after Going Blank Again.

A girl in my school used to go on about Perry, think she was shagging one of the members. That was 10 years ago, and I still haven't heard anything from them

 

PB

Spam was in Raging Kipper too wasn't he?.

 

Aye, with Ian, Dogga and Whitey.

Think my cousin once juggled fish onstage for Raging Kipper, although depending who you talk to everyone who used to drink in the Blue Boar or the Brass Cat was in RK at one time or another.

 

As for the girl, if you went to either Canon Slade, Turton or Smithills my guess is that one of the whores from Perry was giving her one!

Fcuking hell, can't get enough of Our Fold. They are class...

 

The next big thing possibly?

Smithills

 

Don't know why I'm clapping, I thought school was an over-rated pile of w*nk.

 

PB

Its not that bad - my mum's still a teacher there!

So who's there tomorrow night? Can someone do a roll call?

TYLER will be there

Whites Man + 10.

Not me: I'm washing my hair.

Bigtoe minus Bigtoe

I see "Only Fools on Houses" is keeping the crowd down for this one.

I see "Only Fools on Houses" is keeping the crowd down for this one.

 

Is this the one about bungalows?

What time are the decent bands on?

Doors open 7, it will be 8 before anyone gets their act together, the proper stuff from about 10, they will be playing 45mins to an hour tops.

 

 

 

Whites man wrote:  

I see "Only Fools on Houses" is keeping the crowd down for this one.  

 

 

Is this the one about bungalows?

 

You wont get Kevin Bloody Wilson on Churchgate.

 

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/35223/...irst_Dates.html

 

Give it a minute to start.

A blast from the past, there. Saw him a few years ago.

 

He's on tour in October and i recommend people to go and see his show.

 

Piss funny bloke, he is.

 

Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine

And me money on flowers and lollies

Only to find that what's on me mind

Isn't on hers and she's sorry

So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time

And keep me from blowin' me brass

I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool

Right next to hers and I ask:

 

 

Chorus

'Do you fcuk on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Could I feel your tits?

Or would you show 'em to me?

Cause you've you've got a nice head

And you look pretty honest

So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--

I'd like you to be on it'

 

 

Verse 2

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila

And the bullshit you've gotta go through

Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her

When all that you'd love is just to screw

But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man

And sit around for hours and talk

But me new method is, you just cut through the shit

And get down to the goodies straight off:

 

 

Chorus

'Do you fcuk on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Could I feel your tits?

Or would you show 'em to me?

Do you sleep in the nick?

Do you give head very often?

If we can decide, your place or mine

We can fcuk off then'

 

 

Verse 3

So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila

And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her

Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on

And drop a few lines like I told you

This new method of mine might not work every time

But then again no method will

I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers

But then I've got a few fucks as well

 

 

Chorus

'Do you fcuk on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Could I feel your tits?

Or would you show 'em to me?

If the answer is 'No'

To me questions above --

Then be a good sport and give me the name

Of a girlfriend who does!'

Its fookin brilliant...my dad introduced me to it as a nipper and i just stumbled across it on the web. Have emailed him the link as a reminder and will no doubt get the same response as yours.

 

Memo to self: Must play to son when old enough. (or when he can appreciate it, which ever comes first)

Our Fold - headline? Utter dogshit. A dozen of their mates may have made it a good crack but I honestly thought they were playing Another Girl, Another Planet, well actually they were, just with different lyrics. Then Echo Beach with different lyrics Didn't bother catching the of their set, worst band of the night - shit.

 

The Romance - from Middlesbrough and a bit Razorlight, dressed like twats, sounded alright.

 

The Redwings - not into Ska myself but wearing a scarf when it's 30 degrees is surely a fashion crime? The girl on the drums was a bit good.

 

New Vinyl - from Wakefield, a bit Arctic Monkeys but ok.

.

Endorse (My new lot!!!!!!) www.myspace.com/endorse - promising start, highlight was Vapour Trail which captured the essence of Ride which was rarely caught on vinyl.

 

Armstrong - bit of over enthusiasm, singer was getting a bit too in your face, over all not bad although a bit McFly.

Missed the gig last night, stayed drinking around the square. There some fine looking women out last night =P~