Just coz you spread yer legs for someone, doesn't mean you get right of way wherever you go.

 

They think they're Robocop round Manc at dinnertime.

women who stick their pram in the middle of the road when trying to cross really piss me of...

 

if it werent fer the poor kid, i'd mash the stupid bint into the kerb...

ha ha ! the twin ones are the best! theyre huge !

ha ha ! the twin ones are the best! theyre huge !

I worry about you

I worry about you

 

you'll not be the first one to do that !!

I fear kitten was force fed Carry On films as a small child! Ooh Err!

I fear kitten was force fed Carry On films as a small child! Ooh Err!

 

well well how did you guess ?? !

Do you look like Sid James?

Do you look like Sid James?

 

not quite - more like Kenneth Williams !

not quite - more like Kenneth Williams !

 

 

 

Oooooh matron! :p

Oooooh matron! :p

ha ha ha ha ! the old ones are the best !

I like it when they buy prams that are too big to get on the bus,and then blame the driver for their bus not being big enough.

 

why do the buggy brigade and the grannies try getting off the bus first and holding every body else up? inconsiderate gary nevilles the lot of em!

why do the buggy brigade and the grannies try getting off the bus first and holding every body else up? inconsiderate gary nevilles the lot of em!

 

 

Sod the bus get a car!

What about them 3-wheel offroad ones?

Im a mum and i hate the buggy bullies as much as you!!

the worst thing is going into a shop with narrow aisles and you cant move cos theres a pram parked up in the middle of the aisle.

on the occasions i couldnt avoid going into shops i used a small lightweight buggy instead of a big jockin pram, and got the kids on their toes asap so they could walk instead.

how many times have i had the back of my heels bashed with a pram?? too bloody many.

its horrible having to mooch about with a pram, and its horrible getting bashed or held up by em too.

Unfortunately something that is essential for some irritates others.

Defending the buggy pushers here. When my twins were smaller and i used the side by side buggy I would get so wound up. Go into any shop that have small aisles and your fcuked, you have to go round a complete maze to get to the aisle two up from the front door. You get pised off pretty quick. Therefore I think once you have said 'excuse me' 3 times to some fcuker who has to stand in the middle of the aisle for no reason then you are perfectly entitled to give the ankle a crunch with the corner of the buggy. It relieves the stress.

Rules for Pram Pushing

 

If the ailse is too narrow, force a way through knocking off any item you please. When someone from the shop says something ask them if they would do the same if it was kid in a wheelchair.

 

If some numb c??nt is wandering around aimlessly, stopping in the middle of the footpath or shop for no other reason than that they are well, a numb c??nt, then they get run into. You would not stop you car in the middle of the f??ckin motorway so don't stop your arse in the middle of the footpath you gormless tw??t.

 

If someone walks through a door in front of you and lets it swing shut in front of you, then you can open the door and call them a f??ckin ignorant c??nt.

 

It is harder to manover a pram along a busy street then to manover yourself, hence the pram gets right of way. No questions asked.

It is harder to manover a pram along a busy street then to manover yourself, hence the pram gets right of way. No questions asked.

 

i expect master bateman would agree if he saw you behind it

Having read this thread, I come to the conclusion that there's either a lot of tongue in cheek comments on here or there's far too many self-righteous pompous pricks about.

Must make me the latter then.

 

smiffs

pram rage extraordinaire

I have no issue with women pushing prams.

After all it's keeping them away from driving!

i expect master bateman would agree if he saw you behind it

 

Naah, I'd say 'get your pram out the f??ckin way, you Wigan b??stard'.

 

:p

I did ask my local Tescos if they could have kiddie free night once in a while so I could do my shopping without screaming brats or having to make sure I don't his some stupid fecking kid who's even more stupid parent lets the little bast run around the shop. And before anyone asks I am a parent and was a single parent too Mine either stays at home with partner or she behaves

partner

 

always a suspect word that.

leaves a lot to the imagination.