I have asked our local ASDA/Tescos if they can't have an adult only evening so we don't have to listen to all the retards kids screaming!!
My list (agree with old folks out at lunch too)
Fooking electric wheelchairs not the ones for the really disabled but those they hire out to fat coonts or just lazy sods who ride them round like chariots
Foglamps...its not foggy turn them off pussy!
Weather reports...severe weather my arse, stupid scaremongering fookers
Mobile phone users meandering about or in a checkout queue!! Get out of the way you basts
Road repairs up my street, does it take that long to dig a hole?
School runners near me...I live in a tiny village where do all those cars come from you laxy coonts, fooking walk