I'm 99.9% certain that I am going to Lisbon. The other 0.01% is getting the time off work. I would need Wed & Thur off, then I would go in on Friday. The problem is that I have already booked the following week off to go on hol. I need a really good excuse!

 

I know I am not really going to get one from you lot, but maybe one of them may be worth using.

 

 

HELP!!!!!

Tell them you've got "women's problems"

 

It can't be proved either way and bosses are shit scared of dealing with these issues.

I'm 99.9% certain that I am going to Lisbon. The other 0.01% is getting the time off work. I would need Wed & Thur off, then I would go in on Friday. The problem is that I have already booked the following week off to go on hol. I need a really good excuse!

 

I know I am not really going to get one from you lot, but maybe one of them may be worth using.

HELP!!!!!

 

 

you go away week begining 17 march, match is 6 march thats two weeks before

you go away week begining 17 march, match is 6 march thats two weeks before

 

 

 

take more than crocodile tears for forgiveness my dear told you your forfeit is a night with wonkylongtongue

take more than crocodile tears for forgiveness my dear told you your forfeit is a night with wonkylongtongue

 

 

Can't wait!

Tell them you've just converted religion, and you have to go to Mecca. If they refuse, just play the race card - so then you'll get your time off work and get compensated for your "upset feelings" - easy.

Edited February 25, 200818 yr by Burndens Bogs

I am 99.9% certain I am not going. I have put career before Bolton.

I am 99.9% certain I am not going. I have put career before Bolton.

98.2% not going- put wife in front of bolton

if we reach next stage will put wife in front of bus

Edited February 25, 200818 yr by revdishydave

98.2% not going- put wife in front of bolton

if we reach next stage will put wife in front of bus

surely not my dear....now a tank armed with missiles.......

Aye, playing the ragweek card is the best one.

If your boss is a bloke, definitely go with the womens problems. If you really wanna take the piss, use womens reasons 3 times in a month. They will be too scared to question it

you go away week begining 17 march, match is 6 march thats two weeks before

 

 

Women Eh

Henri, WTF were you doing leaving a mere woman in charge of bookings, and leaving her with your credit card, it may have helped if you'd told her WHEN the match was being played

I'm thinking that I am going to tell my boss that my Dad has bought me a flight ticket for Lisbon for my birthday and it would be rude to tell him I can't go.

 

Would this wash if you were a boss?

I'm thinking that I am going to tell my boss that my Dad has bought me a flight ticket for Lisbon for my birthday and it would be rude to tell him I can't go.

 

Would this wash if you were a boss?

 

NO.

 

Illness works every time, though.

Family troubles always works a treat, followed by, "id rather not go into it". Worst thing you can do is give a relative as you WILL feel guilty. Unless its uncle nob head then your not arsed!

 

However, i have a shit job and 30 days plus bank hols so in no fear of not gettin time off! Happy to help! :p

NO.

 

Illness works every time, though.

 

 

But that would mean having to wear a soddin balaclava to risk being seen!

You are only not well enough to face the stress of work.

 

A couple of days in the sun is very medicinal.

Try crying. Works for every woman I've ever worked with.

But that would mean having to wear a soddin balaclava to risk being seen!

 

See if TSO still has his from Madrid - problem sorted

98.2% not going- put wife in front of bolton

if we reach next stage will put wife in front of bus

 

Same here.

 

Bitch.

Women Eh

 

Hang on, unless i have missed something (apologies if i have), but isnt the home leg on the 6th and the away leg the 13th. Therefore, it will be a week before she goes.