I've been invited to a friends "40th" birthday bash this evening, anyway, she has decided it ought to be a Fancy Dress occasion. With the theme being Elvis or Madonna. Now I have said I am not oging in Fancy Dress, as I would rather pull my own eyelashes out than get dressed up.

 

Am I just being a miserable old fcuker, or is fancy dress really "fun" - as people keep telling me?

miserable old fcuker

I've been invited to a friends "40th" birthday bash this evening, anyway, she has decided it ought to be a Fancy Dress occasion. With the theme being Elvis or Madonna. Now I have said I am not oging in Fancy Dress, as I would rather pull my own eyelashes out than get dressed up.

 

Am I just being a miserable old fcuker, or is fancy dress really "fun" - as people keep telling me?

My bird had a fancy dress party for her 30th a few weeks back,

 

i was not looking forward to it one bit.

 

Once you have had a few beers you will forget you look like a knob,

 

and have a good nite. I went as Fred Flintstone by the way. Go on knock yerself out.

One of the best (& cheapest) I ever saw was a bloke I know who let his 5 o'clock shadow grow; got his old raincoat on and had his missus sew a cheap triangle of fur to a pair of flesh coloured grundies. Big, kilt type safety pin through a sausage and pinned it on - went as a flasher. Brought the feckin house down. Won a bottle of Glenfiddich for the best costume when some daft fookers had spent a fortune hiring Austin Powers get ups etc.

go along with a king edward on your knob

 

ie. go as a dick-tater!

 

coats on

Went to a "mood" party once.

 

John and Sally went dressed in Green- Green for the jealousy.

Mark and Kate turned up dressed in Red - Red for the passion that they shared for wild parties (and each other!),

Anita arrived on her own dressed in Blue - Blue signifying her depression at not bringing a date to the party

 

Then I turned up with my Indian mate. With some fruit and a bowl of custard.

 

"What the hell" exclaimed our host, taken aback, "This here is a mood party fella's I think you?ve got the wrong idea"

 

"Nah mate" I said, "we are dressed in accordance with our moods"

 

Rajiv piped up "Smiley here is f**king in dis pear and I am f**king dis custard!!!"

 

 

 

Now where is the Wways cloakroom!

I've been invited to a friends "40th" birthday bash this evening, anyway, she has decided it ought to be a Fancy Dress occasion. With the theme being Elvis or Madonna. Now I have said I am not oging in Fancy Dress, as I would rather pull my own eyelashes out than get dressed up.

 

Am I just being a miserable old fcuker, or is fancy dress really "fun" - as people keep telling me?

 

Just make sure no-one can recognise you in that pointy bra - or are you thinking of the leotard & roller skates look?

are you thinking of the leotard & roller skates look?

nothing fancy dress about that, it's what I wear most Friday nights

I've been invited to a friends "40th" birthday bash this evening, anyway, she has decided it ought to be a Fancy Dress occasion. With the theme being Elvis or Madonna. Now I have said I am not oging in Fancy Dress, as I would rather pull my own eyelashes out than get dressed up.

 

Am I just being a miserable old fcuker, or is fancy dress really "fun" - as people keep telling me?

 

You're like me a miserable old fcuker, I just don't get the following:-

 

1. Fancy Dress party's.

2. Morris Dancers (no the fcuking pub MG).

3. Line Dancing.

 

 

Why??

 

Humbug.

2. Morris Dancers (no the fcuking pub MG).

:p

2. Morris Dancers (no the fcuking pub MG).

 

Is MG Scottish?

you cant pass up this glorious opportunity to cross-dress. i won a contest at xmas dressed as dr frank n furter, i have a basque and and kecks if you want to borrow them. some suspect stains though

I've been invited to a friends "40th" birthday bash this evening, anyway, she has decided it ought to be a Fancy Dress occasion. With the theme being Elvis or Madonna. Now I have said I am not oging in Fancy Dress, as I would rather pull my own eyelashes out than get dressed up.

 

Am I just being a miserable old fcuker, or is fancy dress really "fun" - as people keep telling me?

go as madonna, they might/not suggest it again

Go as Peter Sutcliffe and take a big f?ck off hammer with you.

Is MG Scottish?

 

George believe it or not I was listening to a 1986 bootleg of Simple Minds in Glasgow when I did that post, was going to edit but left it )

 

I remember somewhere "Sparkle in the Rain" was your fav 80's album?

George believe it or not I was listening to a 1986 bootleg of Simple Minds in Glasgow when I did that post, was going to edit but left it )

 

I remember somewhere "Sparkle in the Rain" was your fav 80's album?

 

1.New Gold Dream

2.Once Upon A Time

3.Sons and Fascination

4.Sparkle in the Rain

 

They are in Manchester in November.?35 a ticket.

1.New Gold Dream

2.Once Upon A Time

3.Sons and Fascination

4.Sparkle in the Rain

 

They are in Manchester in November.?35 a ticket.

 

Got front row tickets

 

Playing New Gold Dream from start to finish.

 

 

Got a DVD full of bootlegs, most are early stuff, if you want a "backup", PM me.

1.New Gold Dream

2.Once Upon A Time

3.Sons and Fascination

4.Sparkle in the Rain

 

They are in Manchester in November.?35 a ticket.

 

1, 2 and 4 sound like they are on the menu in the knocking shop you frequent George.

1, 2 and 4 sound like they are on the menu in the knocking shop you frequent George.

 

So could 3 if your gary glitter

Is anyone considering fancy dress for Chelsea next week?

Is anyone considering fancy dress for Chelsea next week?

 

 

 

knees up motha braaaarn