Jared Spaghetti

Not really sticking up for anyone here, but can someone give me a detailed explanation as to what Phil Gartside has actually done wrong? Ok he never provided Allardyce the funds to buy big players apart from Anelka, but wasn't that in the interest of removing our debt?

Is anyone considering fancy dress for Chelsea next week?

My very own grandmother used to sport ginger hair, now grey. Luckily I'm a 'brunette'. Is that a feminine term? Or am I a 'brun'?

Might find this interesting from one of my uni lectures, broadcasting payments each club received in the 2005/06 season:

How many times did she say 'The Chinese captain' for Zheng Zhi of Charlton last night? She's well shit, get her off!

Wigan away for me. Was great to get a win against them and for Teymourian to bag a couple!

Is it? I didn't know that.

The thing that pisses me off the most about matchdays is when people park on Middlebrook. If I'm working after a match then I have no choice but to park on Middlebrook, but if I'm just going to the match, I'll go on the bus or pay car park. They have these fat bastard steward people on Middlebrook car parks to stop people going to the match parking on there, they're absolutely clueless. I saw them coming out of McDonalds on Saturday, good job you're doing you fat bastards. They should have more people looking out for match-goers and people who park on Middlebrook for going to the match should be clamped. I can't get a ragging space at times because of them.

They made the Reebok Rebels look like Aardvarks in an Ant's nest... what am I talking about?! Yes, they were ace.

I've said Diouf too, think he'll just about pip it.

Yeah I saw that, they're absolute gary nevilles aren't they.

I think Stelios will be in, although I hope I'm wrong and Vaz Te starts. Gardner to come on as a 2nd half sub again I say. Ben Haim's ban is over right?

I want Doncaster, not far for me to travel!

Some of them were well fit.. I could hardly see sitting in ESL near the screen though.

I assume you sit near me, East Lower near the screen. Yeah it's an absolute joke, I've had a few words said to me with stewards about standing up too much and giving 'abusive language' to other fans and players. What do they think it is, a cinema? We're hardly just going to sit there in silence are we!