1. going to kiss her then licking her face like a puppy.

2. shagging her sister

Banging a drawing pin into her buttocks with a copy of the 1979 Christmas edition of Look In, whilst taking her from behind

Banging a drawing pin into her buttocks with a copy of the 1979 Christmas edition of Look In, whilst taking her from behind

 

When in bed and needing a fart,

Back into the mrs before letting rip!!

Breathing.

rimming her

Pulling out on the vinegars and jerting on her

 

Trying to wipe fanny mess back onto her but keeping it disguised as a loving stroke

My loft herd, surely anybody should be able to sleep with the romantic sounds of bells clanging

 

Just like being in St Marks Square with a gang ladies wearing mohair jumpers and bleating

wiping your dick on the quilt after its been up her arse

leaving 2 girls 1 cup running when she's asked to use the internet.

saying your ex's name as your about to spit on her back..

throwing one off in her knickers and then putting them back into her drawer.

Picking my nose, a quick inspection then rolling them

Blowing your nose on the bathroom towel after you've dryed your face.

the stench after a night on the keg.

 

going for a tom tit just as she says shes going for a bath.

buying a season ticket every year after telling her i aint watching that shite ever again