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Is It Wrong.....

.....to think my dad's nurses today were rather tasty? and before you ask they were female.

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.....to think my dad's nurses today were rather tasty? and before you ask they were female.

 

Oooh Matron!

In a word: No.

It is a pretty normal fantasy for blokes, I'm told.

Though, the frigid bitches nowadays seem to have opted to stop wearing short dresses and sussies in favour of trousers and a tunic.

Bloody lezzers, eh?

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In a word: No.

It is a pretty normal fantasy for blokes, I'm told.

Though, the frigid bitches nowadays seem to have opted to stop wearing short dresses and sussies in favour of trousers and a tunic.

Bloody lezzers, eh?

 

his night nurse is proper butch. shorter hair than brixton :rofl:

Is your dad ok?

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Is your dad ok?

 

not doing too bad thanks. he is out of intensive care and in a normal ward but has caught a chest infection now which they are testing for mrsa as he had that when he was in intensive care. be six weeks tomorrow since he went in. he cant believe fuel has gone up 17p since he went in

not doing too bad thanks. he is out of intensive care and in a normal ward but has caught a chest infection now which they are testing for mrsa as he had that when he was in intensive care. be six weeks tomorrow since he went in. he cant believe fuel has gone up 17p since he went in

 

He could have only been in for one day and be alarmed at the rise in fuel prices!

 

Give him my best wishes.

He could have only been in for one day and be alarmed at the rise in fuel prices!

 

Give him my best wishes.

 

Best wishes to your Dad from me and the Mrs E, See you soon mate.

.....to think my dad's nurses today were rather tasty? and before you ask they were female.

 

 

 

 

Ask 'um politely if you could give one of 'um a cleveland steamroller.

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'ope everything works out ok....... and make sure you get some dutty pix of Tweedy & Harding tonight - show 'em to your dad and he'll soon recover!

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will i get away with walking to the front and taking photo's??

will i get away with walking to the front and taking photo's??

 

As long as both hand are on your camera

.....to think my dad's nurses today were rather tasty? and before you ask they were female.

 

My youngest was in hospital the other week and a couple of nurses on his ward where very tasty indeed but as NB said the outfits these days are just not right but they did leave an extra button or 2 open on there tunics just as a bit of a taster for us owd fellas, and they did keep leaning over his bed that little bit lower just to make sure i copped an eye full the teasing fcukers

 

Thinking of breaking his other arm next week just to see if it's how i remembered it or whether it was just my imagination running wild again

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In a word: No.

It is a pretty normal fantasy for blokes, I'm told.

Though, the frigid bitches nowadays seem to have opted to stop wearing short dresses and sussies in favour of trousers and a tunic.

Bloody lezzers, eh?

 

Not strictly true I'm afraid.

 

Mate of mine used to be a specialist nurse and had been seeing his missus for years, before she decides they need a break.

 

Anyway, cue him sh?gging female nurses left right and centre including a bj from one he'd just met. Apparently she lured him into a stock cupboard with a flash of the top of her stockings.

 

He used to bring loads of 'em back to the flat we lived in at the time...was almost enough to make me question my career, but then I realised that a little bit of money and power has the same effect ;)

Abi Titmus =D>

 

Only a homo wouldn't, FACT.

Abi Titmus =D>

 

Only a homo wouldn't, FACT.

 

She's on my "to do before i die " list

She's a filthy fcuker, FACT

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She's on my "to do before i die " list

She's a filthy fcuker, FACT

 

 

Can I kick her in the front bum when you've finished with her then, please?

Thanks in advance.

Can I kick her in the front bum when you've finished with her then, please?

Thanks in advance.

 

Wear appropriate footwear then

 

You'd lose a welly up there.

Can I kick her in the front bum when you've finished with her then, please?

Thanks in advance.

 

You wouldn't reach you short arsed flid

You wouldn't reach you short arsed flid

A headbutt whilst wearing a crash helmet then, Longshanks! :nea:

A headbutt whilst wearing a crash helmet then, Longshanks! :nea:

 

"I would" even with her front bottom kicked/butted in

Abi used to be an office fave of ours.

It was always a toss-up between her and that other filthy mongrel - Rebecca Loos

that other filthy mongrel - Rebecca Loos

 

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Nah, that's a flamin galah

Nah, that's a flamin galah

 

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